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  1. 06-22-2006, 01:45 PM #476
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    This is actually Evmo's wife
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  5. 06-22-2006, 02:19 PM #480
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  6. 06-22-2006, 02:20 PM #481
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    folically challenged doesnt refer to Evmo hair on his head.
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    MonkeyMan would like to volunteer to help Irul&ublo with that problem.
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    Steve secretly yearned to be the last post on this thread....
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    Rontele is really Rontelle, a former member of the drag-queen tribute to '60s girl groups "The Can't-telles," who was booted out of the band when (s)he came out of the closet during a USO tour of Bakalakadakistan. (S)he now spends his/her time swabbing down the stalls in Chi-town's finest adult bookstores.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele
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