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**WWCD** · 05-23-2006, 09:25 PM

TacomaLuv's genius is shared by few.

Originally Posted by WWCD

Stone-Free came up with his handle after a rough night dealing with kidney stones.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 05-23-2006, 09:35 PM

WWCD means "what would the caddy do?"

**P_McPoser** · 05-23-2006, 09:36 PM

AKPM is too lazy to e-mail me high res pics

**steve** · 05-23-2006, 09:40 PM

P_mcposer has less unclean intentions regarding AKPM's highres pics.

**El Chupacabra** · 05-23-2006, 09:50 PM

steve is posing in AKPM's unclean high-res pics

**steve** · 05-23-2006, 09:55 PM

el chup and steve are doing unclean things in akpm's unclean hi-res pics.

**adam** · 05-23-2006, 10:12 PM

. . .and steve likes it.

Squatch · 05-23-2006, 10:25 PM

when adam picks his nose and no one is looking, he eats the booger.

(sorry but the various gay jokes are getting boring. move on to other flaws.)

**ak_telemike** · 05-23-2006, 10:27 PM

squatch is pissed because he wanted Adam's booger

**Ubersheist** · 05-23-2006, 10:32 PM

steve's self-effacing gay humor is a cry for help, but mostly just with the dishes.

**Ubersheist** · 05-23-2006, 10:33 PM

Uber is slow on the draw.

Also, Ak Telemike has an affinity for boogers that know no bounds. He once traveled to Graceland in order to go booger hunting for Elvis's booger. He is happiest when his boogers are black, just like his men. When Ak Telemike has a snot rocket, he has afterburn - as in a shot of that peppermint liquor. If boogers were quarters, he'd have about a buck fifty - in his pocket right now, and hundreds more behind his couch. Ak Telemike now realizes that his creation of a "booger shake" was a terrible, terrible mistake, as was the "Booger Fritado." He was pissed when someone used his Booger Doorstop to mop up an oil spill on his driveway. Like the Innuits when they describe snow, Ak Telemike has over 100 words describing different types of boogers.

**subtle plague** · 05-24-2006, 03:47 AM

über draws childish pictures and pretends to have kids in order to get lots of chicks who want to "come to his place and see the sweet little buggers who drew these cute drawings".

**adam** · 05-24-2006, 09:05 AM

And Sublte Plague has been victim to this plot several times . . .

**shmerham** · 05-24-2006, 09:20 AM

Adam honors his late father (winner of the 2001 Darwin Award) in his avatar.

**adam** · 05-24-2006, 09:25 AM

Don't fuck with Lumpy!

Shmerham should know who Lumpy is, but doesn't.

**ak_telemike** · 05-24-2006, 04:20 PM

adam still needs to get avy gear and take an avy class

**Cyber Cop** · 05-24-2006, 04:28 PM

^^^ mike's a snowboarder who loves authority figures.

**Dirty Hoar** · 05-24-2006, 04:34 PM

Cyber Cop's a snowboarder... buuurrrnnn

**ak_telemike** · 05-24-2006, 05:34 PM

flabango is actually an obscure style of music involving playing an ukelele with a petrified flamingo penis

Squatch · 05-24-2006, 05:38 PM

telemike is a flabango virtuoso

**Dirty Hoar** · 05-24-2006, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by ak_telemike

flabango is actually an obscure style of music involving playing an ukelele with a petrified flamingo penis

Very close... actually, "the flabango" is a term for when you use rythemic hip movements to make your penis swing back n' forth between your legs. If your junk's long enough you can slap your belly kinda of like a gorilla pounding his chest sorta statement. It's a wonderful tool for breaking those awkward moments on first dates... and chics dig it.

edit - And Squatch can't do the flabango cause he stuffs his junk in his trunk.