Neil Fiedler is a field kneeler...
(I'm not even really sure what that means but it sounded funny)
Neil Fiedler is a field kneeler...
(I'm not even really sure what that means but it sounded funny)
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
^^ Passed over as the lead for a Cialis commercial.
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I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
^^^had an erection lasting more than four hours while herding sheep
^^was only trying to help that sheep over the fence^^
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
^^ Was dressed up in sheep's clothing at the time.
Thanks! And, oh, has packaged squirrel for dinner.
^ Raises dogs for food
^^ Apparently, actually DOES raise dogs for food. Tastes like squirrel.
Very proudly has a pickled penis collection in his basement.
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^^ Does the Tango in stiletto heels.
wants to buy Girl Scout Cookies but isn't allowed within 300' of children
Has the feet of 300 children in his basement
Buys plans from Better Homes and Gardens for suburban spec designs and then calls them his own...
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
Is actually 5'1" and childless.
Actually prefers air fresheners that you don’t have to plug in
Actually lives in Alabama
And is a republican
Doesn't know what his BSL is.
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"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
Given name is Hirsute
The inspiration for Portlandia
Posts on surgeonsonly.com as “STD”
Actually lives in Gresham.
Is looking to make family roots in PNW
Has a fixie
And skinny jeans
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