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  1. 02-04-2011, 12:59 PM #1001
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  2. 02-04-2011, 01:04 PM #1002
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    sure do and crock pays me good money that keeps me skiing the pow all winter
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  3. 02-04-2011, 03:18 PM #1003
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    i'm in line!
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  4. 02-04-2011, 04:25 PM #1004
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    ...SLaagMaster would rather be in a line, than doing a line?...
    "People ask us to take them skiing, and I'm like, 'REALLY'? I mean if you want to get in an avalanche or just die somehow, then, YEAH, come with US!" - Nathan Wallace
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  5. 02-04-2011, 04:49 PM #1005
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    Or skiing a line... particularly with wildskizer who has been known cross the line on occasion. Like this one time...
    "We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel

    ...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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  6. 02-04-2011, 05:49 PM #1006
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    the duke keeps jumping in line ahead of slaag
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  7. 02-04-2011, 05:55 PM #1007
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    Slaag's line gets just a little more crooked every day.
    "We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel

    ...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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  8. 02-04-2011, 05:58 PM #1008
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    The Duke snuck onto the back of the bus
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  9. 02-04-2011, 06:20 PM #1009
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  10. 02-04-2011, 06:32 PM #1010
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    Slaag Master has a really neat apartment and has posted pics of his mom's place on TGR.
    "We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel

    ...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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  11. 02-04-2011, 06:49 PM #1011
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    The Duke tries to hid his jealousy of Slaag's photo album...
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  12. 02-04-2011, 08:59 PM #1012
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    wildskizer is having sex with a monkey in his avatar. He's just cropped out.
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  13. 02-04-2011, 10:01 PM #1013
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    Dhelihiker refuses to acknowledge that what the bears do in the woods is eaten by the rainbows he consumes for his power...
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  14. 02-04-2011, 10:34 PM #1014
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    Wildskizer did quite a bit of hallucinogenic substances, you know, back in the hippy days.

    Bears, rainbows, eating, whaaa...
    "We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel

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  15. 02-04-2011, 10:46 PM #1015
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    The Duke of Hurl talking to himself : "Raaaaaalf...aaah the porcelain is cool against my cheek. Get your shit together man. Think of those snowy mountains...RAAAAAALF...oooh, yup that was spagetti I ate tonight."
    Dollar sign that bitch.
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  16. 02-04-2011, 10:49 PM #1016
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    Achtung wishes he was wearing a GoPro in his avatar.
    "We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel

    ...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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  17. 02-04-2011, 11:02 PM #1017
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    It seems to this day the DUKE still thinks recycling is something cyclists and Hell's Angels only do...
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  18. 02-05-2011, 10:18 AM #1018
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  19. 02-05-2011, 11:31 AM #1019
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    Missiongravity got naked, tucked his dick between his legs, put on his ski boots and auditioned to be the new Lange pin up girl........and he won
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  20. 02-05-2011, 11:51 AM #1020
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    Snowvixen has pirated internet access to the convent where she lives cloistered in the tropics and has never skied a day in her life.
    "We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel

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  21. 02-05-2011, 02:03 PM #1021
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    Though the Duke does claim to ski, he hasn't got a clue why.
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    wildskizer still figures out the tip with a quick consult of the wrist calculator.
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  23. 07-19-2011, 08:17 AM #1023
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    Schemeboat got his last tip at the local glory hole
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  24. 07-19-2011, 08:25 AM #1024
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Schemeboat got his last tip at the local glory hole
    Yep he got it from Irul. $2.00 for a double fisted reach around.
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  25. 07-19-2011, 08:48 AM #1025
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