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  1. #876
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    irul&ublo fancies himself wearing chainmail and leaving monty pythonesque chowder smells wherever he goes...

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    Endlessseason actually walks in a way that is officially approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks.


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    BD4A is actually allergic to pulses. This is why she's trying to give away all of her bean dip.
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    MrsRoo



















    HEY! WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?























    Is easily distracted.

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    Telemike is on a continuing quest to find the perfect Shirley Temple.

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    Tippster is hung like a buck-field mouse.

    Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.

    The things you find on the net.

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    Andy B has envy issues.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

  8. #883
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    Quote Originally Posted by InspectorGadget View Post
    Andy B has envy issues.
    Inspector Gadget has multiple issues.
    Try to keep two ideas in your head at the same time without blowing your brains out your ass.

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    ^^^^small penis

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    big or small - Ali will wax them all...

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    Telemike only wipes properly 21.3% of the time.

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    wanghoeby knows this figure to such accuracy due to frequent visual inspection.
    Feel the rhythm... feel the rhyme...

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    ^^^ Ex president likes chimps

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    shredgnar's prized possession is his framed picture of him and martha stewart. he met her when he won the Martha Stewart Living "best homemade potholder" competition.

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    beandip4all likes it rough!

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    enlosandes's valentine is his cousin, just like his prom date was

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    dsf didn't have a prom date.

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    Millsie is turned on by pregnant amputees.
    "She loved snow...That was the simple objective, being airborne, up longer, higher, more casually and with more fuckoff elegance than anyone else...Such endeavours require a kind of egotism, a near autistic narrowness. Everything conspires against you, the habits of physics, the impulse to flee and you're weighted down by every dollop of commonsense ever dished up. Everyone will tell you your goal is impossible, pointless, stupid, wasteful. This idiot resolve is all you have."
    -Tim Winton

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    ^^^ takes one to know one

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    buckethead knocked up the amputee.

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    Millsie got rejected by said amputee.

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    Brice didn't go out for his 21st because he had church the next day

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    AsheanMT knows of Brice618's Sunday truancies as he spies the crowd in his downtime from the confessional gloryhole...
    Last edited by Stone-Free; 02-15-2008 at 02:00 PM.
    Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch

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    Stone-Free is known throughout Botanical circles for his deft floral arrangements and also his ability to woo women with his hypnotic trombone playing.
    "If it had taken any effort I wouldn't have done it at all. I mean it. I wouldn't have done anything" - B. Kelso

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    Nanuq has a blue butt

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