Milton does not know the rules of this game.
(well, not really a secret, but blatently obvious)
Milton does not know the rules of this game.
(well, not really a secret, but blatently obvious)
"Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
below zero has major stapler envy.
(well, not really a secret, but blatently obvious)
To the Thingmajigger!
Lumberg is actually Milton's bitch.
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
Legoskier has an internal urge to delete posts after he realizes that he's not funny. Ever.
So, therefore... If ever there was a guy who envied the "special" bond between two male gorillas who've been kept in captivity too long, it would be Plakespear.
Ubersheist (as stated before) really isn't cool. And he watches Real World far too much. And the Home & Garden Network.
Ubersheist has never even BEEN to Überville, and he doesnt even know an Überite.
vinnay once shat on a 10-year-old's chest.
"I smell varmint puntang."
Vinnay, is really Vinny and can be seen at Hunta Mountain in Jeans and a warm-up jacket. If you listen closely you can here him shout "Hey Tony, look I'm doooowin it!"Originally Posted by vinnay
mrryde never leaves his cubeOriginally Posted by mrryde
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Elvis has left the building
FNG is not fucking new. He also smells of endelberries and his mother was a hampster.
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
pasucks' neighbor's dog once took out a restraining order on him.
thats new hampshire as fuck
We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.
When PaSucks violated the restraining order, Vinz was the first officer to respond and promptly fell in love with the dog.
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
Monique's avatar is actually a dude lifting a girls' skirt with his boner.Originally Posted by Monique
She's kinky like that.![]()
Balls Deep in the 'Ho
13 doesn't realize that its only 4:20
"A local is just a dirtbag who can't get his shit together enough to travel."
- Owl Chapman
peterslovo gets pro form on astro glide
And YetiMan is trying to work out something similar as he likes to bath himself in astro glide and slide naked across his kitchen floor on Friday nights.Originally Posted by YetiMan
"You look like you just got schnitzled..."
it was girlski's idea, i just played along because rabbits are cuddly.
Tired of the rabbits and driven insane by jealousy, YetiMan boiled the bunnies in a pot on his married girlfriend's stove.
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
Monique really IS the French chick from Better Off Dead, and she kicked YetiMan's ass on the K-12.
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
Plakespear is really a famous shredder hitchiking his way across the USA. Plucked his eyebrows, shaved his legs...
Schindler piste is really a nazi masquerading as a skier/defender of victims of despotism.
To Bill Brasky!
Unable to hide his secret, Bill Brasky! is exposed for the jong he truly is.
InspectorGadget he did, but he got slapped.
Blurred voted for Nader in 2000.
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
Plakespear is actually Plake's vegetable... not a fruit at all.
To Bill Brasky!
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