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  1. 01-05-2011, 11:07 AM #951
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  3. 01-06-2011, 03:43 AM #953
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    ...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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    I'll give The Duke of Hurl his first adulterating. That would be about 1 1/2 for effort. (according to his girlfriend )
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    Snowvixen is president of a secret society, dedicated to getting "cacked" accepted as a word in the official Webster's dictionary.
    And they won't stop at just that word--they made up a cackload of other cack they wanna put in there.
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  8. 01-07-2011, 05:24 PM #958
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  9. 01-07-2011, 06:41 PM #959
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    Hurl is actually the name of a small brothel where, according to sailors' reports, Duke is the number one employee.
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  12. 01-08-2011, 10:54 AM #962
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  14. 01-08-2011, 03:38 PM #964
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  16. 01-08-2011, 05:53 PM #966
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  17. 01-13-2011, 08:19 AM #967
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    The Duke of Hurl is paid to make people vomit. No wait, that's me. Disregard the above.
    "We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel

    ...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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  18. 01-13-2011, 10:07 AM #968
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    The Duke of Hurl has never actually vomited and is not actually a Duke, but rather a Viceroy
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  19. 01-13-2011, 04:32 PM #969
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  20. 01-13-2011, 10:00 PM #970
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  21. 01-14-2011, 01:55 AM #971
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    "We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel

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  22. 01-14-2011, 07:50 AM #972
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  23. 01-20-2011, 11:38 AM #973
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  24. 01-22-2011, 03:22 PM #974
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    the duke is related to the queen of england
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  25. 01-22-2011, 04:41 PM #975
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