Griz has a collection of 57 softie beanie teddy bears. They are all named and loved regularly.
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03-23-2007, 09:38 AM #576
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Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
"This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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03-23-2007, 10:20 AM #577
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Mrs Roo is ok with incontinence
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03-23-2007, 10:27 AM #578
I'm Real Fucking Noble!
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Tex's likes the column bear.
Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.
The things you find on the net.
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03-23-2007, 10:31 AM #579
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Andy B is really Highway Star/ Damian Sanders/ Harbl.
Originally Posted by powder11
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03-23-2007, 10:40 AM #580
The Book of Love
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Stories of El Chupacabra started around 1993. The same year Herve Villechaize (aka. Look Boss the Plane!) died. Coincidence? I think not.
"I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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03-23-2007, 10:48 AM #581
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Arty was the inspiration for that wrassling padre movie starring Jack Black.
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03-23-2007, 11:15 AM #582
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To Bill Brasky
To Bill Bradsky:
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."
"He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."
"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."
"Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
"They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep."
"He date raped David Bowie."
"He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen."
"He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."
"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."
"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."
"Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."
"Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."
"Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
"He breastfeeds John Madden."
"Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."
"If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'"
"They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."
"Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels."
"All the 'Yes' album covers are Brasky family photos."
"He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."
"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime."
"Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'"
"Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films."
"He thinks then iron man is gay."
"He framed Roger Rabbit."
"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."
"He gave a handjob to a manta ray."
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03-23-2007, 11:16 AM #583
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The only shortcut commands Vandelay Industries knows are ctrl-C and ctrl-V.
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03-23-2007, 11:17 AM #584
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The Pope Benedict's feelings towards me confuses him.
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
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03-23-2007, 11:18 AM #585
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Conundrum combs his dingleberries from his ass hair with the Pope's toothbrush.
Ski it. It'll make you feel good.
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03-23-2007, 11:23 AM #586
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IskiEC paid Bill Clinton $9,623 for that cuban cigar he's been smoking since last December.
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03-23-2007, 11:24 AM #587
Youre not the boss of me
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Gerome fucked a horse in an elementary school playground
Decisions Decisions
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03-23-2007, 11:24 AM #588
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Since losing his virginity Brock Landers is really looking forward to trying it with a woman.
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03-23-2007, 11:26 AM #589
thank you very little
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Tippster has been seen dressed as Cliff Clavin, holding a blow up Norm doll.
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03-23-2007, 11:42 AM #590
safe as milk
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TyWebb offered Tipster some serious cashe for that doll...
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03-23-2007, 11:54 AM #591
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Buckethead has heard met Chris Hansen from dateline NBC in an ugly kitchen.
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03-23-2007, 12:00 PM #592
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Lionelhutz scores crack cocaine on the corner of 2nd and Washington each morning before catching the Path to work.
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03-23-2007, 12:13 PM #593
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And blows it off Cherry's hog in the bathroom Originally Posted by CherryMoon
Decisions Decisions
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03-23-2007, 12:20 PM #594
pushing powder
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brock landers enjoys felching
Top of the Food Chain for White Trash America
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03-23-2007, 12:29 PM #595
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Pablo does pencil lines
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03-23-2007, 12:31 PM #596
Schralping In Obscurity
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McPoser prefers to keep a live gerbil in the little fly pouch in the front of his tighty-whities.
Enjoy Every Sandwich - Warren Zevon
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03-23-2007, 12:57 PM #597
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Old Moss-back's johnson is scarier than his avatar
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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03-23-2007, 01:08 PM #598
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Nohills has yet to discover the alternative use for cucumbers all the other Soccermoms keep talking about.
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03-23-2007, 01:20 PM #599
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Tippster bruises the Mint for his Mojitos with his cock
and his wife has great breath.
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03-23-2007, 01:26 PM #600
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Woodsy dances like my dad.
Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
"This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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