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  1. 06-21-2006, 12:23 PM #451
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    Plakespear likes to take part in Evmo's secret hobby, while wearing a donkey-suit.
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    hemas wishes his home town were re-named helldrinki, because that would be entertaining.
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    Despite the hype, Evmo does not infact ski nor do any snowsports at all.
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    Hemas believes that the story of Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer is an allegorical story similiar to George Orwell's "Animal Farm" simply because he has been to Lapland and never seen a Rednose Reindeer.
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    Best quote from the movie "Groundhog Day"
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    sea2ski thought Lapland was a strip joint in Reno
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    mrw's last name doesn't start with w.
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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    "nohillsnearby" doesn't refer to geography
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  8. 06-21-2006, 03:02 PM #458
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    Lax'es avatar is infact a picture of himself.
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  9. 06-21-2006, 03:05 PM #459
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    Hemas' avatar is in fact a picture of his best friend, Highwaystar.
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow, flying through the air
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  10. 06-21-2006, 03:07 PM #460
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  11. 06-21-2006, 03:08 PM #461
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    Endlesseason's username actually refers to Rollerblading season.
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  12. 06-21-2006, 03:12 PM #462
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    Foxy rides Roxy skis.
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  13. 06-21-2006, 06:01 PM #463
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    Foxy says Evmo's lingual skills are lacking
    Ski like no one is watching!
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    After Chuck Norris ripped his finger off in an arm-wrestling contest, K-Stormchaser (in an effort to save face and appear more "macho") bit off the rest of the finger, deep-fried it, and ate it in front of Chuck.
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  15. 06-21-2006, 07:38 PM #465
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    El Chupacabra sucks goats and shaves beavers, but has been known to lick an otter every once in a while.
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  16. 06-22-2006, 04:16 AM #466
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    steven wants to share his fantasies with the world by expressing it so that the target character is not himself
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  17. 06-22-2006, 06:11 AM #467
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    Maybe a dingo ate tcross's baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
    After Chuck Norris ripped his finger off in an arm-wrestling contest, K-Stormchaser (in an effort to save face and appear more "macho") bit off the rest of the finger, deep-fried it, and ate it in front of Chuck.
    I call em bone-in Chucken fingers.
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  19. 06-22-2006, 08:09 AM #469
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    K-Stormchaser is scared of storms, he shuns away from 'em... as he doesn't like fresh snow.
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  20. 06-22-2006, 08:41 AM #470
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    shocking, but true: hemas is not a gay japanese sumo wrestler.
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  21. 06-22-2006, 09:51 AM #471
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    The stone free refers to a lack of balls.
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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  23. 06-22-2006, 10:46 AM #473
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  24. 06-22-2006, 10:57 AM #474
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    If you rearrange the letters in "Evmo," you can spell "vome," which is a rare breed of public louse, which Evmo has living in his crotch.
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  25. 06-22-2006, 11:06 AM #475
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    If you rearrange the letters in "Evmo," you can spell "vome," which is a rare breed of public louse, which Evmo has living in his crotch.
    Steven had wanted to have the name "Steven S. Worst City Ever", however it was taken by another person from Dallas
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