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  1. 12-10-2005, 11:41 PM #251
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  3. 12-11-2005, 10:32 AM #253
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  6. 12-11-2005, 10:44 AM #256
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    The initials "mrw" stand for "mustache ride wrecipient."

    edit: and the initials "edg" stand for "erectile dysfunction guy."
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  7. 12-11-2005, 10:59 AM #257
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  9. 12-11-2005, 11:07 AM #259
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  10. 12-11-2005, 11:11 AM #260
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  11. 12-11-2005, 11:16 AM #261
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    edg lost control of his vehicle and found out his dog wasn't such a competent co-pilot
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  12. 12-11-2005, 11:21 AM #262
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    Woodsy gives a hoot, and yet he still pollutes. Also, he's a giant anthropomorphic owl.

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    stone-free is admiting to being a little rough with Hugh Jass
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