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Thread: Welcome to the toolbox, jackoffs.

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    Welcome to the toolbox, jackoffs.

    Get a clue. I am a tool and king of the toolbox. I would like to say more, but I'm wearing my moms clothes and I think she just got home. I have to go now.

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    I have just been put in my place. I'm so ashamed.
    The older I get, the better I was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brimstone
    Please welcome from New York City! The amazing Blue... Oyster... Cult!!!!
    You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness, and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer.

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    You're so evil.

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by edg
    You're so evil.

    edg
    He's not evil any more...
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

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    yet, here you are, posting a new thread.... how apropos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anxious Mo-Fo
    Please welcome from New York City! The amazing Blue... Oyster... Cult!!!!
    Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!
    Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.

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    brimstone must be the new moderator at epicski
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rimjob
    Get a clue. TGR forums are for all you wannabe ain't gonna be computer dweebs to dream about skiing. Maybe if afew of you keyboard pounding cubicle monkeys had some heart, you'd go out and live a real life. Instead, you'd rather talk like you know some shit and debate whether Julian Carrs cock is twice the size of yours or not. Then you you've got the political dooschbags that argue politics, and copy and paste from a million websites they googled to prove their point. Then there are the droves of you fucks who cry and carry on about how all this years ski movies suck, and how you wish things would go back to straight skis, neon, and moguls. And lets not forget all the sanctimonious self-righteous bullshit 80% of you spew just to please everyone else for acceptance. Throw in some tired ass humor that's been used here forever, and all of a sudden you have a bunch of stale old dicks who think they belong to something really cool, while the rest of the world knows you're just a bunch of computer dorks.

    Have fun with this one dooschbags! I challenge you not to reply to this and ignore it. Bet you're not capable.

    Brad Holmes...is that you??

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    It would be amusing if he weren't so pathetic.
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    OMFG that's funny Owens. Good to have you back, mang!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owens Never Sleeps
    He's not evil any more...
    Adminning it up, nice

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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