And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base...

[Twoplanker]

[killclimbz]

Excellent!!!

[Trackhead]

"Condi, I am your father"

[iceman]

I thought this was going to be about a hot tub.

[alto]

DU DU DU DUN DA DU DUN DA DU

[Viva]

There's one chick I definitely don't want a BJ from. She looks like she'll chew your cock off.

[bad_roo]

You'd jizz over her face though wouldn't you?

[Viva]

I'll take a dump on her face.

[bad_roo]

I'd get a Japanese chick to regurgitate sand eels onto her. That would be hot.

[Viva]

Is the U.S. still friends with the Japanese or did we piss them off too?

[bad_roo]

I think the corps of vomiting Japanese nudie chicks are still harbouring some festering resentment over steel tariffs.

[irul&ublo]

Is the U.S. still friends with the Japanese or did we piss them off too?

Naw...we told them that if they'd forget about Hiroshima, we'd forget about Pearl Harbor.

[Grange]

That worked great until we gave them beef infected with Mad Cow disease. They're retaliating with the Asian bird-flu.

[f2f]

if you like (heh!) Condy then you'd love the Princess Sparkle Pony's Photo Blog (subtitle "I keep track of Condoleezza's hairdo so you don't have to"). Lots of pictures and careful analysis of how bored photographers are trying to work with that iron face.

http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/

he's got his own alert system too, currently at "low":

[gincognito]

I think the corps of vomiting Japanese nudie chicks are still harbouring some festering resentment over steel tariffs.

That is an awesome sentence.

Sick and ashamed and happy (and am so gonna try to incorporate that into the morning meetings at the mill),
d.

[edg]

That is an awesome sentence.

Sick and ashamed and happy (and am so gonna try to incorporate that into the morning meetings at the mill),
d.

There better be helmet cam footage.

edg

[Big Blue]

Has anyone heard the Steve Earle song "Condi, Condi"?

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Oh Condi Condi beggin’ on my knees
Open up your heart and let me in wontcha please
Got no money but everybody knows
I love you Condi and I’ll never let you go
Sweet and dandy pretty as can be
You be the flower and I’ll be the bumble bee
Oh she loves me oops she loves me not
People say you’re cold but I think you’re hot

Oh, Condi, Condi
Oh, Condi, Condi

Oh Condi, Condi I’m talkin’ to you girl
What’s it gonna hurt come on give me a whirl
Shake your body now let me see you go
One time for me Oh Condi I love you so
Skank for me Condi show me what you got
They say you’re too uptight I say you’re not
Dance around me spinnin’ like a top
Oh Condi Condi Condi don’t ever stop

Oh Condi Condi Can’t you hear me call
I’m standin’ in the street outside your garden wall
Pocketful of money belly full of wine
Condi in my heart and romance on my mind
Listen to me Condi don’t be afraid
I come here tonight to chase your blues away
I’ll never hurt you I’ll treat you right
Oh Condaleeza won’t you come out tonight

Pretty little Condi precious as can be
Bet you never had another lover like me

[jump]

Such a scary image