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View Poll Results: Pirate, Ninja, Topless dancer?

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  • Pirate

    25 36.23%
  • Ninja

    31 44.93%
  • Topless dancer

    35 50.72%
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  1. #1
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    Pirate, Ninja or...

    Topless dancer?

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    Obviously.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    I'm forced to go with topless dancer here.
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    "HOLD ME CLOSER TOPLESS DANCER"
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    nobody wants to see me without a top on.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    Dentist.

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    The question answers itself.

    A combination of the three would make a bitchin' nemesis for the new James Bond, IMHO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley
    "HOLD ME CLOSER TOPLESS DANCER"
    It's actually "HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA"
    Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
    Push it on into systematic overdrive
    You know what to do

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    I voted for all three, because really, what's better than a ninja-trained pirate with boobies bouncing free?

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    Dancing pirate mebbe? Funny things happen when they drink that rum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tap
    It's actually "HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA"
    So, you watch "Friends" too?
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    top less dancer who is the daughter of pirates that can do ninja stuff with her jubblies to fight crime.
    fighting gravity on a daily basis

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    Superstar Punani voted Ninja and not topless dancer???

    Who stole Pu's login!

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    This is a serioulsy hard poll, because we all know that Ninja Pirates are the best, but of course we can't ignore the titties.

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    I'ma go with ninja. I'm not a chick, so no one would benefit from me with out a shirt on. Pirates are cool, but ninjas can do flips and shit, and get ninja stars.

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    How did xkyzero get to be all three?
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    cause you can put a check in each box before you hit the vote button.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    Viking...
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
    -- Melvin G. Marcus 1979

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    Why is Flan not an option here? WHY? (caps mean I'm shouting)

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    Arghhh. I'd a be mighty upset t' see you fruities dancin around topless like lasses. Do it and I be keel haulin yur asses to Davie Jone's locker!

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    pirates get topless dancers so i get the best of both worlds.
    ninjas are so ascetic.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jump
    This is a serioulsy hard poll, because we all know that Ninja Pirates are the best, but of course we can't ignore the titties.
    I think you really are the new AKPM...
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Well, since I have four nipples I think topless dancer is out of the question.
    "Don't drive angry."

    Best quote from the movie "Groundhog Day"

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    you left out the vikings!
    "Verily, my folly has grown tall in the mountains." - Fredrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra

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    Topless dancer given a wobbly pirate?

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