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    Quote Originally Posted by Z
    Seriously. Agreed.

    That's totally fine if you guys don't want to ski one run with a bunch of gapers. None of us have a problem with that. We just don't need to hear how you are too sick/gnar for the stupid ribbon.

    I can't think of a better way to spend a friday right now, drinking beer and making some turns, but that's just me.
    Are we reading the same thread here? I don't see pinner hating on anyone for skiing Loveland.

    And calling it 'gaper slalom' really shows humility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald Trump
    Calling it "gaper slalom" shows lots of humility, too.

    Pinner isn't hating on anyone for skiing there, from what I read in the thread.
    Humility? It's a groomer. Cmon now. That's just what I call the ribbon, I'm actually the gaper and people are doing the slalom around me.

    No, but pinner saying "Proud to be a Coloradan" repeatedly is just asking for it. I bet there are a ton of utards who would love to ski the ribbon this weekend. But he's too sick for 1 trail. Because he has a problem with one maggot, he needs to group us all in. And that's not right.

    Edit - well, you fucked that one up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z
    Edit - well, you fucked that one up.
    Oops, hate when that happens.

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    -Jeep American Flag Bandana: check
    -K2 Slalom 77s: check
    -Purple/Pink Coat: check


    you guys ready for the ribbon or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd
    -K2 Slalom 77s: check
    im so jealous.

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    It all depends on what I get on the el spanish test tommorow.

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    I have returned.

    After taking a long vacation in Indonesia doing some tsunami surfing


    I am traveling to the USA to visit my cousin Sasquatch. I'm gonna stop off and build a kicker in Colorado.



    Hopefully I can find the whining bitches from this thread? I would love to take Sasquatch a housewarming prime rib of donald pinner.

    SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE OR I WILL RIP IT OFF AND EAT YOU!
    I WILL EAT YOU!

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    If I show up, will you guys ski with me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    If I show up, will you guys ski with me?
    i don't know if i should answer this, or if you're serious or what. But yes, i'd ski with you. And you'd have fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z
    i don't know if i should answer this, or if you're serious or what. But yes, i'd ski with you. And you'd have fun.
    kick his ass seabass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    If I show up, will you guys ski with me?
    no, but I'll throw a freekin' awesome mute mctwisty rodeo 9 right over the top of yer boney ass. Then, I'll turn around and while you're staring at me in awe, I'll go "THERE... TAKE THAT!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    If I show up, will you guys ski with me?
    When threads go sour and everyone is slagging on me, that seems to be the time you enjoy most taking a potshot at me. I'm not going to do that here though. Please keep that in mind next time. Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by jibij
    no, but I'll throw a freekin' awesome mute mctwisty rodeo 9 right over the top of yer boney ass. Then, I'll turn around and while you're staring at me in awe, I'll go "THERE... TAKE THAT!!"
    "Boney!" Just like yar mother likes it, Trebeck.

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    all joking aside....on opening day last year the place thinned out by 11:00 a.m.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBG
    all joking aside....on opening day last year the place thinned out by 11:00 a.m.

    perfect...right when we start getting a buzz tied on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    "Boney!" Just like yar mother likes it, Trebeck.

    eeeeeewwwwww.... my Mom's 65. She'd be totally grossed out by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jibij
    eeeeeewwwwww.... my Mom's 65. She'd be totally grossed out by you.
    for a variety of reasons.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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    I think we need to carefully consider revamping the notion of ski school.

    For example, think of having a parochial ski school, complete with uniforms, nuns and discipline. Now if Sally Fields shows up to administer the discipline, that's a habit I could get into. Father O'Blivion and Paddy O'Furniture would probably be molesting the choir boys but at least I could go back to ogling the girls in their plaid skirts and white socks.

    Then there's obedience ski school. Complete with whistles, leashes, dog biscuits and hurdles.

    Something like that.
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    Dude, what up with your Mom, jibij? Doesn't she like stoke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
    Then there's obedience ski school. Complete with whistles, leashes, dog biscuits and hurdles.
    Will there be leather?

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    this thread is so awesome...































    for me to poop on

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    So, uh anyone wanna carpool from the Front Range on Saturday (to Loveland)? I can't afford many solo ski days this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11
    kick his ass seabass!
    !!potd!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd
    -Jeep American Flag Bandana: check
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    you guys ready for the ribbon or what?

    Man, there's no way I can hang with all that opening day steeze, though I do have a too-small fartbag I could break out with some K2 Extremes.

    Originally Posted by RBG
    all joking aside....on opening day last year the place thinned out by 11:00 a.m.

    MOHSHSIHd:
    perfect...right when we start getting a buzz tied on

    I was thinking that going up late might be mo better. Still working on getting up there Friday - if so I'll know who to watch out, err.. I mean look for. Those bandanas should be hard to miss...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJMingus
    Man, there's no way I can hang with all that opening day steeze, though I do have a too-small fartbag I could break out with some K2 Extremes.




    I was thinking that going up late might be mo better. Still working on getting up there Friday - if so I'll know who to watch out, err.. I mean look for. Those bandanas should be hard to miss...
    dont worry. i can't either. phish is much cooler than me.

    Ill be in my regular ski gear.

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