spam (the food, not the email)

[AntiSoCalSkier]

OK, so last night I was watching a Spam cook-off on the Food Network. The show sucked (it should have been a half hour instead of an hour), but it kind of got me inspired. Now I'm reading the bacon appreciation thread, and I'm totally in the mood for heavily processed pork products. Does anyone have any good Spam recipes for dinner tonight?

[wicked_sick]

fry it in a pan with lots of hotsauce, butter canned tomatoes and onions and eat it with potatoes.

Tastes not too bad if you are really hungry

[Beaver]

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[PacRimRider1]

Oh shit! LMAO.
spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
spaaaaaaaaaaam Wonderful spam.

[MOHSHSIHd]

spam is the best meat for camping ever...mix it up with some eggs...

[Superstar Punani]

Spam Musubi, haole-boy. Best island snack fo' sure brah.



Try:
cook rice (da sticky kine),
make 'em into one spam shaped block about 1"-2" high,
t'row one slice fried spam on top, and wrap da buggah wit' nori.
Da only hints I can 'tink of is,
try wet yo' hands and put little bit salt on top when you stay making da musubi shape wit' da hot rice,
and toas' da nori little bit first.

Hints from uddah peepo':
Use da spam can and use fo mold for da rice.
Den da slice of spam goin' fit perfect on top.
If you can fin' furikake out dea, mix it in da rice firs.

[Tippster]

[Shin-to-Win]

Spam Musubi, haole-boy. Best island snack fo' sure brah.

Love that Spam Sushi . . . especially after it's been curing under the lights for a few days at the local ABC.

[jump]

Oh man, my gf just called me to complain about how disgusted she was after watching the show. Good times!

[FollowMe]

Open faced sour dough slice w/ mayo, spam, sliced cheddar, seasoning salt, and toasted plenty - - - mmmm, mmmm, goooooooooood.

[Powdurr]

gmail has a bunch of spam recipes, you should try the ginger spam salad.

[CRACKER]

Slice spam,dredge in flour then dip into a eggwash and press into panko crumbs.Pan fry in butter until golden brown.By the way,a tire with panco crumbs and deep fried would be good.

[SPREAD EAGLE]

Here is my vote for SPAM - (if someone decides to pole or something)

Best Recipe I know is use it just like bacon with Eggs, Pancakes, whatever. Last week I fried it with some mashed potatoes I had leftover. It become a love affair along with some hot sauce. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm!