Bacon appreciation thread

**meatdrink9** · 09-30-2005, 04:23 PM

My screen name is meatdrink...that may only hint at my beloved infatuation with meat products (the mighty parent of bacon). I have yelled through drive through windows late into the night that: "If it didn't have parents I don't want to eat it!!!" Next week I will be shooting a TV commercial with the former Miss Colorado. We'll have her stuffed into a meat freezer, she'll have link sausages wrapped around her neck like a scarf. The title on her sash will read "Ms. Pork Product '83".

**irul&ublo** · 09-30-2005, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

My screen name is meatdrink...that may only hint at my beloved infatuation with meat products (the mighty parent of bacon). I have yelled through drive through windows late into the night that: "If it didn't have parents I don't want to eat it!!!" Next week I will be shooting a TV commercial with the former Miss Colorado. We'll have her stuffed into a meat freezer, she'll have link sausages wrapped around her neck like a scarf. The title on her sash will read "Ms. Pork Product '83".

Beuaty queen....

sausages.....hmmmm....

I wonder what Beaver posted in the Friday NSFW thread today?

**irul&ublo** · 09-30-2005, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by runethechamp

I think I read an article in some skiing magazine some years ago where the well known nutritionist Glen Plake said that bacon was a good skiing breakfast because you need all the calories you can get when you go skiing.

Plus, you can use the fat as hair gel.

**PacRimRider1** · 09-30-2005, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by weibo

I am a fan of the classic veggie burger with bacon. It is fantastic and the first time the server hears that they get all freaked out. Throw some cheese on there as well.

It's called a hypocrite burger. Here's one more reason to hate Cameron Diaz:

I doubt her neice is even half as delicious.

**Captain Gus** · 09-30-2005, 04:52 PM

I've watched Deadwood and those pigs don't have any problems eatings us.

Tit fo' Tat I say.

**mista** · 09-30-2005, 04:59 PM

The bacon was nice.

**Arty50** · 09-30-2005, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by shane-o

Eggs cooked in the grease left behind by the frying bacon provide one of breakfast's greatest pleasures.

I'll never forget the day I did this. Best...eggs...evar!!!! Heart...stopping...

Speaking of which...

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

So true - a major food group reduced to a garnish for sandwiches and salads.

What are you talking about? Most American's east bacon as a breakfast side dish. On several occasions I have consumed an entire pound of plain ol bacon...by myself. And the best bacon by far is the bacon sold at Mahogony Smoked Meats in Bishop. It was so good, I almost killed myself so that I could die a happy man.

**boobookitty** · 09-30-2005, 05:28 PM

I've always said that if it weren't for bacon, I could be a vegetarian. I LOVE BACON.

In fact aside from the occasional piece of chicken and the twice-monthly sushi splurge, bacon is really the only meat-product I eat. Well, there is sausage here and there too.

**mrryde** · 09-30-2005, 06:06 PM

I bet Roger Waters loves bacon

**50kLeg** · 09-30-2005, 06:38 PM

Bacon is good, I just don't advise cooking it naked........

**mntlion** · 09-30-2005, 06:40 PM

best thread ever ....... [cartoon guy voice]

**mrryde** · 09-30-2005, 06:44 PM

**mrryde** · 09-30-2005, 06:48 PM

and of course you surely need one of these

**crstlextrm** · 09-30-2005, 07:00 PM

Does anyone remember when the Vancouver police had a press conference telling people that bought pork products from a certain pig farm in BC that there may be evidence (dead hookers) in there delicious pork.

**jump** · 09-30-2005, 07:35 PM

MMMMM, love me some bacon!

**ole2planker** · 09-30-2005, 08:42 PM

Bacon is proof that there is a god! It is the perfect food. You can serve it at any meal, and it is great all by itself.

**nesta** · 09-30-2005, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by crstlextrm

Does anyone remember when the Vancouver police had a press conference telling people that bought pork products from a certain pig farm in BC that there may be evidence (dead hookers) in there delicious pork.

Sure do. Pickton should fry just like the bacon from his Poco family farm, but we're much too civilized for that up here. When the hell is that trial even going to start anyhow?
But getting back to the topic at hand, you haven't had bacon until you've eaten the Yukon breakfast at the Tomahawk BBQ in North Vancouver BC. THE BEST!!
BTW crstlextrm where is that in your avatar? A bud of mine figured it was Lizard Range @ Island Lake Lodge and I thought that could very well be.

**iceman** · 09-30-2005, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by boobookitty

Well, there is sausage here and there too.

Yeah, baby, yeah!

Back to the topic, the only foods that can't be improved by the addition of bacon can be improved with chocolate sauce, and vice versa.

**Schmear** · 10-01-2005, 10:01 AM

It's Saturday... who's having bacon?

**Shepherd Wong** · 10-01-2005, 10:07 AM

I appreciate bacon.

**PacRimRider1** · 10-01-2005, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by ole2planker

Bacon is proof that there is a god! It is the perfect food. You can serve it at any meal, and it is great all by itself.

Intelligent deswine

**nesta** · 10-01-2005, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Schmear

It's Saturday... who's having bacon?

As a matter of fact I am- but seeing how it's nearly 11:30 already I think I'll make a BLT. Today it's Maple Leaf Lazy Maple.

**mrryde** · 10-01-2005, 05:38 PM

**nesta** · 10-01-2005, 05:59 PM

Better check your current exchange rates
BTW Canadian Bacon RULES!!

**gonzo** · 10-01-2005, 06:22 PM

i want bacon now.

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