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Thread: VAIL PURCHASES ALTERRA FOR $66 BILLION!

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    VAIL PURCHASES ALTERRA FOR $66 BILLION!

    This just in, Vail has purchased Alterra in what could be the end of the ski pass wars, and the end of skiing as we know it. In the press release, Vail states that they will now be offering just one product, a $8k "Epikon" pass that will include access to every ski area on earth. All other pass products will be eliminated.

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    Can we just skip the 1st of April from here on out? It is dum.

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    SKIBOSS April 1 thread already won.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    This just in, Vail has purchased Alterra in what could be the end of the ski pass wars, and the end of skiing as we know it. In the press release, Vail states that they will now be offering just one product, a $8k "Epikon" pass that will include access to every ski area on earth. All other pass products will be eliminated.
    You serious Clark?


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    Yeah, I produced a stupid April fools joke thread after being bombarded by stupid April fools post all day. Felt left out. Sry/not sry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    This just in, Vail has purchased Alterra in what could be the end of the ski pass wars, and the end of skiing as we know it. In the press release, Vail states that they will now be offering just one product, a $8k "Epikon" pass that will include access to every ski area on earth. All other pass products will be eliminated.
    Not. very funny --

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    Memba when the Sinpsons predicted a Trump president. This spoof ofVail buying Alterra seems more plausible

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