So you treated the cop decent and he treated you decent. Oh wow imagine that so weird.
So you treated the cop decent and he treated you decent. Oh wow imagine that so weird.
Hunting kicks ass.
Chicks dig Labs.
I'll keep my job, my money and my guns and you can keep the change.
From my cold dead hands.
Georgieva's taking care of me!
FROM INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
Address: 700 19th St NW, Washington, DC 20431, USA
Ref Swift: IMFDUS3W2024
FASN: OSB / 629578 / US / GFS64G
Working Hours: Open 8am - Closes 5:30 PM
My name is Georgieva Managing Director International Monetary Fund - IMF , I have very important information for you regarding your long overdue payment of US $ 15,500,000.00 (fifteen Million five hundred thousand United State Dollars). I don't want to barge into you which is why I feel like introducing myself first. When I hear from you I will give you the full detail of the proposition.
Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation.
Mrs.Kristalina Georgieva
Managing Director (MD)
Communications Department, IMF.
Cc: Julie Kozack, Director,
Chief Economist
Cc: Gita Gopinath
Looks legit. Let's party.
I drove on the left shoulder 50 yards or so to bypass backed up cars to get to the lumberyard. Cop pulled me over, I said I thought the turn in to the lumber yard was sooner. He said "You know better. You're a local." I said, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a month. I would have been happy to get a ticket for the privilege of being called a local, but he let me off. Double win.
Also, what's wrong with driving on the left shoulder. If they didn't want people to drive there they could have put in a ditch.
"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
Plan? At least you had one. Everything else applies to me as well.
Closest thing I had to a plan was move west, ski and see what happens.
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I was moving home for the summer to work a carpentry job I had lined up, I was gonna live at my parents for a couple months to save up a few bucks and then move to Alaska. At my farewell party I met a girl and decided I'd put off leaving for a few days. And here we are. The only real plan I ever had never even got started. But it all worked out.
Your plan worked brilliantly. You just didn't realize what your real plan was. Throw a good party, meet a girl.
So Otzi, did you give back the going away presents?
^ more weird shit: <p>, </br>, </p> ?
That what you get for trying to quote me.Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper;[emoji[emoji[emoji6[emoji640
Edit: looks like I can’t quote you either…
Edit #[emoji638]: but I can edit !
"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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