Jongs and Maggots the Book

[byates1]

Great to have Benny back

[bennymac]

Great to have Benny back

Quit being nervous and just ask him out already.

[Danno]

Noice! What search tool are you using? i cant ever get the TGR seach tool to work for shit.

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...RGs-A-tutorial

[riser4]

Question for the OP: How do you feel about taking meats from the breakfast buffet in order to have a pocket lunch on the hill?

[The Nuclear Option]

That was already declared a strike, but keep swinging at it.

UR a Taos guy, right?

Here’s a Taos story for you:

Skied Taos back decades ago with college buddies. Powder day, 18” or something, midweek. Buddy says “Let’s do a ticket shuttle and get 4 of is up for the price of two” as they never checked tickets on upper lifts. “No, we got the cash and besides we want to be able to ski Werners chute and Longhorn to the bottom without hassle”. After a few runs off High T, Werner/Longhorn opens. Faceshots and hootin down and we are at the base getting on the lift, and lifty stops me, where’s your ticket? Look down, just the wicket. wtf. I go to ticket office. “You bought with cash and no receipt? Too bad.” I go to the head office. “Sorry Nukey, we’ve been burned by that scam too many times”

So I had to actually scam/ticket shuttle just to get back on the mt when I had actually paid!!!

Great to have Benny back

[Woodsy]

Need a chapter on alkasqualic and his ascent from bartender/maggot/ downhiller to internet & realz life ski god.

[The Nuclear Option]

Sort of a Maggots Make Good in the real world chapter!

Need a chapter on alkasqualic and his ascent from bartender/maggot/ downhiller to internet & realz life ski god.

[The Nuclear Option]

Bacon? 110%
Sausage, vomit

Question for the OP: How do you feel about taking meats from the breakfast buffet in order to have a pocket lunch on the hill?

[Name Redacted]

Memberberries
How to treat a cast iron skillet and recipes
How to hot wax your Kincos
Best new ski town to move to this mud season

[Bunion 2020]

Love ya mang.

[Core Shot]

So TNO has been lurking heavily for 18 years, and now is randomly posting all the time? Weird.

Welcome back Benny

He’s nowhere near angry enough to be Benny Profane.

But you seem weirdly obsessed either way.

Gotta be Brett

Either way let the random aliai post. Was more fun decades ago.

Burps farts and bacon forum
Bring it back if it’s on Epsteins backup hard drive.

[Bunion 2020]

^^^ If it drives Yates batty, I am all for it.

[byates1]

Maybe iskibc.

[LegoSkier]

Need a DPPS chapter for all the drunk posts.

Then a sex and love chapter. Fred’s tales, the various stripper epics, Raps and the cougar, and of course the marriages and children birthed because of this place (including mine).

[NW_SKIER]

Things that should definitely be included:

The story of Max Gosey

Risetothetop falling down Tuckermans and losing his 9mm for wolf protection

Digital death vs IVplay and the origin story of the significance of $37 AKA the Ski off no-show debacle.

James Pio rolling his SUV

[The Nuclear Option]

Right back at you, ya big galoot!!

Merry Fistma…err Christmas!!!

Love ya mang.

[The Nuclear Option]

Sooooo many gems!

Gosey scares me though, thoughts of leaving scalpels in patients like gas pumps in cars…<shivers>

Things that should definitely be included:

The story of Max Gosey

Risetothetop falling down Tuckermans and losing his 9mm for wolf protection

Digital death vs IVplay and the origin story of the significance of $37 AKA the Ski off no-show debacle.

James Pio rolling his SUV

[The Nuclear Option]

This the last guess I’ll even respond to..1000% no. Literally got a death threat from that guy.

Gotta be Brett

Either way let the random aliai post. Was more fun decades ago.

Burps farts and bacon forum
Bring it back if it’s on Epsteins backup hard drive.

[irul&ublo]

O Bernhard Franz


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[Not DJSapp]

The olden times...

The LS9000 and how to use it
Chinstraps are included
Safe toaster oven use
Leroy Jenkins a case study of how winning skis in a contest changes a life- rising jong, stoke bringer, polyass troll
Akpm - nerds ski too
Heating a truck bed
CWB and the global internet government
Stacy Hatch invents the ski off
Plakespear and Altachic kick cancers ass
Party at meatdrink's

So many more. This place used to be amazing

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[Core Shot]

Altoids in the wrong hole
Laughing tears in my cubicle

Gonzo? He went to my grad school and buried his tracks here.

Would be nice to have more young cubicle dwellers here. Oh well. We all get older.

[jackstraw]

A posthumous foreword written by Tanner Hall. RIP

[stealurface831]

the life and times of self proclaimed tech talk master, releasable pole strap pioneer, and 130 degree chute dominator bushwacka

[pfluffenmeister]

Ernest Hemingway opines on the qualities that make a man.

Oh, and the artful descriptions of European countries as if they were women.
(Joe Strummer?)

[Joe Friday]

A posthumous foreword written by Tanner Hall. RIP

Is he still dead?

Punks.


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