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Thread: Mom arrested for not knowing precisely where her 1[emoji646] year old was

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    sounds like time for another episode of "shut the fuck up friday"

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    when I was 10 I was a crossing guard it was fucking boring cuz i got the crossing where nobody crossed,

    the other crossing would have been better/ way less boring

    everyone amused them selves by using the aluminium sign to chop down the school crossing sign
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    when I was 10 I was a crossing guard it was fucking boring cuz i got the crossing where nobody crossed,

    the other crossing would have been better/ way less boring

    everyone amused them selves by using the aluminium sign to chop down the school crossing sign
    what the hell goes through your mind before you post? "Here's a thread, I must post in it! Damn the content, I'll just post whatever seems tangentially relevant to me!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    what the hell goes through your mind before you post? "Here's a thread, I must post in it! Damn the content, I'll just post whatever seems tangentially relevant to me!"
    Aquaseal fumes


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Aquaseal fumes, eh


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    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    you want a meaningful comment on some thread that is probably BS about a 10 yr old

    someone elses ponders why we detune

    havent you noticed most of this stuff is bulshit ?

    somebody else posted in this htread they were a crossing guard at 10, it speaks to more responsibility back in the dya


    fuck do I hve to splain eveery thing to you ?

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    I’m petty sure I was a crossing guard when I was 10…

    Like…I was trusted with some minor responsibility for other people’s children in addition to getting myself to school early to collect my flag vest.

    I even had a badge! ""

    I don't rmeber gettign a badge ^^ they must have had a bigger budget
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    what the hell goes through your mind before you post? "Here's a thread, I must post in it! Damn the content, I'll just post whatever seems tangentially relevant to me!"
    This was at least one of the rare occurrences where he didn't humble brag about being a retired IBM guy.
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    why would anybody brag about working for IBM ?

    its just what happened
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    Mom arrested for not knowing precisely where her 1[emoji646] year old was

    So glad to raise a kid in a community similar to what I was raised in. Imagine gangs of 8-12yo running amuck without supervision. Beyond even hearing the deafening Mom two-finger whistle. They might even cross the main Hwy to get to the DQ or Canco for a pizza slice (little buggers stealing coin from their parents I bet!). Worst Karens are usually at the rink yelling at the refs for the peewee games.

    Mom gave me a watch cause I was deaf (fixed in g1/6yo) and told me to be back from playing in the woods by dinner. Usually had a hound or two accompanying so critters weren’t an issue. I was 13 and out with the 22 shooting grouse off of the Macleod hardware store MTB special 10km from home. Riding same shit bike down the railway tracks 10+km to a favourite fishing hole on the lake at daybreak. 16 and I was taking the 30-30 before school to find a buck, got lucky and got to stay home from school to dress the animal (Dad was away from home for work even).

    My daughter will not get a mobile phone until her 16 B-day. The Horror! If she is not back by dinner without notice, she knows the consequences. Humans are creating shittier and shittier social systems. WTF!?!

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    Kid shoulda had a non-removable GPS'd ankle monitor with up to a 4 hour delay on the alarm/zapping. Or maybe an AirTag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    Kinda surprised there are Karens in rural Georgia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snapt View Post
    When I was kid I used to climb way up a redwood tree in our yard. Some Karen out for a walk one day called the cops and stood by to show them the child in a tree in their own yard. The cops knocked on the door and asked my mother if she knew where I was, she told them probably up in the tree. They told the Karen to get a life and left. People are odd.
    At least she didn't cal the fire dept to get you down.

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