The personality profiles that accompany a lot of the online employment applications are usually dull and boring. This one left me saying, “What the Fuck?”

Partial list of the 100 not so random questions:

I enjoy drinking at the bar often?

I like the people I meet at bars?

I feel more rested in the morning after going to the bar the night before?

At the bar, I usually stand out and am very popular?

I don’t enjoy shooting guns?