Tonight, I’m stealing my first automobile, advice

[MakersTeleMark]

I'll cross-dress sexy and be your assistant. I actually have all the tools.

[coldfeet]

I was reading this thread for a while before I remembered that my GF and I did once steal her car off a garage's parking lot. I am the biggest law-abiding coward, but we had reasons. It was at a chain garage (Pep Boys?) with some minor work completed, and we showed up at 10 minutes to 5 on Friday afternoon to get the car, and the guy wouldn't give it to us because they'd shut down their cash register or some similar excuse. It was a complete piss-off.

This is in Philly fairly close to center city and the cars are all just parked together on a lot, no fences or gates to the lot. We had to make some road trip over the weekend and she had a second key, and the car wasn't parked in by another car, so we just came back later and took it. Then the next week she went back to pay them and get her keys back. I don't think they were even mad, maybe just grateful they didn't have to file a stolen car report, maybe this kind of thing happens all the time, especially to garage managers that are petty assholes.

[PNWbrit]

I actually have all the tools.

No need. I've got a big old hammer drill and some blunt concrete drill bits.

[El Chupacabra]

I'll cross-dress sexy and be your assistant. I actually have all the tools.

No need. I've got a big old hammer drill and some blunt concrete drill bits.

Those aren't the tools MTM is talking about.

[Cono Este]

I have never previously regretted not seeking a career in law enforcement.

But repeatedly tasing CE would be a career highlight to take to the grave.

What kind of dipshit allows someone else's insurance to dictate where your car gets repaired?

Because I don’t want to pay my 1000 deductible?

Is that too hard to understand.


Violence?


Your pencil neck would need a taser, and a lot more.

[Harry]

You fucked up your trip to Fernie over a measly $1K ?

Priorities, dude.


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[PNWbrit]

You fucked up your trip to Fernie over a

...complete misunderstanding about how auto insurance works.

There is a pattern here though.

[Pow4Brains]

details like that are for fucking losers.

#truth


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