Chicken Refugee

[snowsprite]

That's a great picture, 2-Plank!

Sprite

[Twoplanker]

BOB

[Monique]

Oh great, first it's a chicken, then a rooster, now a hen. Do you have any idea how much all this confusion is going to cost you in therapy bills once the dear bird hits an adolescent identity crisis? Lemme tell you, it's not going to be a...er..."poultry" sum.

[Monique]

BTW Bob's quite a looker. Is there an opening for a maggot mascot?

[MOHSHSIHd]

I thought a rooster was required for that. Or will they just lay unfertilized eggs if they aren't getting any? I knew a kid in high school that worked on a farm and part of his job was to put the rooster in a cage with a hen and make sure they, um, you know... so that they would continue to get eggs. Of course this kid was pretty wierd so maybe he was full of shit.

if you have a rooster the eggs will get fertilized....nothing like cracking open a nice embryo into the frying pan

[Game Over]

suposedly fertilized eggs are lower in cloresteral

edit- I know my spelling SUCKS!!

[str8line]

Oh great, first it's a chicken, then a rooster, now a hen. Do you have any idea how much all this confusion is going to cost you in therapy bills once the dear bird hits an adolescent identity crisis? Lemme tell you, it's not going to be a...er..."poultry" sum.

Yea, but what kind of parent would he be if he "balked" at the price?

[yentna]

Seconded: it is definately a hen. Anyway, we had a pet hen for years, she would sit on the corner of my mom's quilt frame and watch for hours while she quilted, and ride around on our shoulders. Yes, and, um, shit on us, but we were kids! And it mostly crapped in the windows when eating mosquitoes and flies, quite cleanly for a chicken.

[rightcoast]

Feed him, love him, care for him as long as he stays around.
I like bob. (and still secretly a little jealous a chicken never showed up in my yard)

[Twoplanker]

Maybe Bob is good luck?

My wife just won $2000 in stainless steel kitchen appliances (dishwasher, fridge, oven, etc.)

I think it's time we started feeding bob the expensive tortilla chips...

[MOHSHSIHd]

you should really build a little hen house.....we used to have chickens when I was a kid, they where rhode island reds and they laid really good brown eggs...

[Beaver]

definitely a hen. Cocks are more colorful.

Not necessarily, an Isa Brown (and many other hybrid chickens) rooster and hen look identical except for the wattle and tail feathers. The hens ass also widens when it begins to lay. Much like human females. Flame suit on.

Pasucks - no rooster is required for eggs, only for fertile eggs.

[Red Baron]

I love this thread.

Then again, I also love buffalo wings...

[Sphinx]

Chicken? Bah.

We had a peacock show up in our yard.

Dumbass annoying POS bird. Fucker eventually left.

But saying 'the maggot mascot is a hen' sounds weird, no?

[powderhound]

Does the chicken have large talons?

[frozenwater]

If you want to keep Bob as a pet, but at the same time you kind of what to see if he/she tastes yummy send me a pm.

I developed a technique for birds and voluptious hookers (it's balance related) that allows you to de-leg them without sudden onset of death.

The plus is no real organs necesary for life are in the legs, so they keep giving you eggs, and companionship but you also had a sweet dinner. I also had the same results with the chickens.

[truth]

The plus is no real organs necesary for life are in the legs, so they keep giving you eggs, and companionship but you also had a sweet dinner. I also had the same results with the chickens.

Good thing you're in charge.