What would you do?

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Bang his wife


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We would need pictures to make that call


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[old goat]

Bang his wife


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Snowboarders don't have wives.

[byates1]

Fall on top of him immediately then bang his wife

[yeahman]

Sounds like you have a habit of getting in the way of things.

[m2711c]

yeah, we could really use some eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circlesAnd arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining how eachOne is to be used as evidence...




fact.

[EWG]

yeah, we could really use some eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circlesAnd arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining how eachOne is to be used as evidence...




fact.

I cannot tell a lie. I put those skis under that snowboard, your honor.

[AK47bp]

Snowboarders don't have wives.

Then rawdog his couch cushions.


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[beaterdit]

Dog shit under his car door handles. Problem solved.

[skiJ]

yeah, we could really use some eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circlesAnd arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining how eachOne is to be used as evidence...

it took me a minute to recognize this, but
Thanksgiving is coming, and

' you can get anything you want
at Alice's restaurant... '

groupW bench


fact.

[The AD]

Re: your head

I get the frustration about random bar lowering and your not wrong but...that's on you.

Just don't have your melon in the path on the bar when its up. Just expect it. Or it coming down on your head...again.

Some people--especially skiers from Europe, I've found--bring the bar down immediately without warning, so I agree you really just need to be ready for it as soon as you sit down.

[skaredshtles]

I generally don't give a shit about the tops of my skis. And I'm confused by people that do, honestly. I probably would have made it known that he was an idiot and moved on. And maybe made fun of him for screwing up his base.

But fuck up the bottom of my skis and we'll have words.

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[Evil E]

So how close were you and would you say that you were crowding the guy?


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No. It was a packed lift line on opening day. I didn’t crowd the guy or antagonize him. He. He did it because he was inconsiderate and oblivious to lift line etiquette or basic common sense. But I still need to realize this in the moment and not expect morons to apologize or admit fault. Same goes for last years incident when I was bashed on the head by the lift bar coming down. Life happens, how I react to it is my decision.

Or dog shit under his door handles and send him air mail [emoji6]


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[old goat]

I think you should ask Greg what to do.

[gaijin]

Either you were crowding him and he was claiming his space, or he was a sociopath.

Hard to imagine anyone dropping their board on my skis if he had someplace more comfortable otherwise. It’s not like your skis are more convenient for him.

If he was a sociopath, I probably would have cut off his head and fucked him down the throat in front of the lift line.

It’s the only way to be sure.

[schindlerpiste]

I'd stab his snowboard with my pole and call him an asshole

[MagnificentUnicorn]

No. It was a packed lift line on opening day. I didn’t crowd the guy or antagonize him. He. He did it because he was inconsiderate and oblivious to lift line etiquette or basic common sense. But I still need to realize this in the moment and not expect morons to apologize or admit fault. Same goes for last years incident when I was bashed on the head by the lift bar coming down. Life happens, how I react to it is my decision.

Or dog shit under his door handles and send him air mail [emoji6]


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So did his snowboard just hit your ski tips or was it actually on your skis, like perpendicular to them and he was standing on your skis after ratcheting up?


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[stealurface831]

I would give a “woah dude” upon board drop. If that gets met with anything other than a “my bad” or the like, I would tear into him just as you did.


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[whipski]

I've always used "thats ok I ski on them too" with a smile and a chuckle

[shank]

Some people--especially skiers from Europe, I've found--bring the bar down immediately without warning, so I agree you really just need to be ready for it as soon as you sit down.

I fucking hate premature barjackulation, no warning when it’s gonna come and then it’s all in your face when you’re just getting settled

[AdironRider]

No sane person is dropping their board and strapping in on your skis if they have enough room not to. He met your opening day aggro in kind.

[Djongo Unchained]

No. It was a packed lift line on opening day. I didn’t crowd the guy or antagonize him.



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He met your opening day aggro in kind.

Does not equate.

[Lone Star]

I try to mentally put on my "there's gonna be stupid or aggro idiots today" armor on, particularly on opening days, pow weekends. part of that involves carrying a pocket full of funny stickers to put on the stupid or aggro idiots' boards when they aren't paying attention.

[m2711c]

nice. gotta get me some barry manilow stickers...









fact.

[Evil E]

I try to mentally put on my "there's gonna be stupid or aggro idiots today" armor on, particularly on opening days, pow weekends. part of that involves carrying a pocket full of funny stickers to put on the stupid or aggro idiots' boards when they aren't paying attention.

I miss you. Thank you for the perfect idea of wisdom and mischief I needed. Yep, I wasn’t thinking straight - needed my mindset to be expecting morons and a pocket full of dumb stickers would have been perfect.

Someone literally dropping their snowboard on me in the lift line was beyond, your tactic would have worked perfect for me. This is why I started the thread, so Thank you!


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[The AD]

No sane person is dropping their board and strapping in on your skis if they have enough room not to. He met your opening day aggro in kind.

Or maybe the boarder could have just waited till the person in front of him moved forward, thus creating more space? I'm always vigilant about not hitting the skis or board of the person in front of me, but I guess I actually expect they aren't going to be carrying their gear in the lift line, so I can see not even thinking about being too close to someone carrying a snowboard.