I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking vests and arrange them on neat hangers by the door. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find those sleeveless fuckers, dust them off, and jam the entryway with an insanely ornate assortment of GoreTex and polyester fibers. When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shake-dry PFAS, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of shit to keep my core warm.
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