It’s Decorative Gourd season motherfuckers

[frorider]

https://nsmb.com/articles/its-vest-s...motherfuckers/

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking vests and arrange them on neat hangers by the door. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find those sleeveless fuckers, dust them off, and jam the entryway with an insanely ornate assortment of GoreTex and polyester fibers. When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shake-dry PFAS, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of shit to keep my core warm.

[hick]

Absolutely amazing!


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[frorider]

Particularly given the nsmb history of cutting off sleeves to turn a $600 goretex jacket into a hooded vest

[Full Trucker]

I do love me a vest.

[m2711c]

[singlesline]

I want to love vests but I just can't do it. Every one I buy just sits there unworn.

Bad circulation in my arms and my hands are always cold...so if anything, I'd rather have arm warmers than a vest.

I did get a baby sized fleece vest for the infant though and he looks pretty fly in it.

[toast2266]

^^^ Same.

If anyone wants some 20 year old vests that have been worn like 3 times, hit me up.

[halliday]

^^^ Same.

If anyone wants some 20 year old vests that have been worn like 3 times, hit me up.

Post pics of what you have. I love me some retro vests...