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Thread: Lauren Boebert and 50cent

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    Lauren Boebert and 50cent

    https://twitter.com/50cent/status/17...=about%3Ablank



    Next we’ll see them sharing a vape while she gives him a handie


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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    That forearm could crush an apple.
    She sure likes her wrist curls.

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    What in the actual fuck.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    His 50mm boner is pointed right at her lol

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    so is he hittin that i guess?
    swing your fucking sword.

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    She's got a rack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    She's got sum crack.



    https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comment...fied_implants/

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    And a lower cave woman jaw.

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    I saw “Lorena Bobbet” and thought 50 got his dick chopped off.


    Carry on


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    I met 50 once when he was hooked up with Effen Vodka. He showed up for a sales meeting- didn’t have much to say about vodka but he went on and on about all his other business ventures. When he was finally done and everybody was clapping he looked out over the rest of the sales reps to the back of the room where I was hiding and says “Hey, why isn’t that guy back there clapping? Everybody’s clapping but him.” Then he comes charging down the aisle to my table- I guess to make me clap- so I stood up and shook his hand. It was a weird interaction.

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    She's a bit toofy for my taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    She's a bit toofy for my taste.

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    As noted above all her toofeses are in her lower jaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    She's a bit toofy for my taste.

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    Poopenhausen


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Poopenhausen
    Funny you should mention that - I was just about to post something to try and tie Boebert to that great piece about another obnoxious right-winger: I Fucked An Coulter In The Ass: Hard
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...text)?p=858492

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    New reality show
    The odd couple?
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Place Lauren Boebert, Kristi Noemi, Marjorie Taylor Greene in the correct order..
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Does she think this is gonna win her more votes in her deep red congressional district?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Place Lauren Boebert, Kristi Noemi, Marjorie Taylor Greene in the correct order..
    Boebert kill
    Noem fuck
    Marry? I quit this game. I couldn’t marry any of them.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownski View Post
    I met 50 once when he was hooked up with Effen Vodka. He showed up for a sales meeting- didn’t have much to say about vodka but he went on and on about all his other business ventures. When he was finally done and everybody was clapping he looked out over the rest of the sales reps to the back of the room where I was hiding and says “Hey, why isn’t that guy back there clapping? Everybody’s clapping but him.” Then he comes charging down the aisle to my table- I guess to make me clap- so I stood up and shook his hand. It was a weird interaction.
    That’s a funny and weird story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker View Post
    That’s a funny and weird story.
    I mean - I was clapping as much as I ever do in a sales meeting. I’ve been doing this a long time

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Poopenhausen
    Repeatedly and with great vigor. Might shut her up for a sec.
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Well she does talk out her ass.

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    ATM?


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    ATM


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    ATM only if the ass was as filthy as her mouth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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