Petty Revenge - Help Needed

[TurxSki]

Dupe

[TurxSki]

I feel for you mang.
Early morning, really loud "vintage" airplane flights from local airport for me.
Dunno about Canadia, but can you get *Politicos* involved?
(When I was stuck in immigration limbo, my wife, Cinders had the blessed congressman Ron Dellums send letter to embassy. Got sorted real quick.)

[Supermoon]

What are you? an amateur? Box of fire ants or roaches.

Can you order Deer Tics by the gross?

Not across the street for your own house though! You don’t want those things coming over.

[ex-powderbroker]

yeah they don’t own the building and the people upstairs from them are nice old italians straight out of the post war era who say “sta bene” and shit. they don’t deserve roaches.

[californiagrown]

yeah they don’t own the building and the people upstairs from them are nice old italians straight out of the post war era who say “sta bene” and shit. they don’t deserve roaches.

Buy a pallet of red quickcrete bags. Dump all of the bags into the dumpster one night before you know its gonna piss rain. The concrete will setup nicely making the dumpster too heavy to lift, and will also seriously reduce the volume of the dumpster.

Or go the cheaper route and use concrete to fill the slots on the side of the dumpster so that the arms of the trash truck cannot get in there to lift it up.

Again, buy a few $5 masterlocks and lock the dumpster the night before pickup so that the lids dont open when WM tries to dump them. And then remove the locks right after the WM truck leaves.

Tape an airhorn into the slots where the trashtruck arms pickup the dumpster so that arms setoff the airhorn. It will piss off the entire neighborhood and everyone will grab their pitchforks.

Roll the dumpster infront of their front door, or into a spot the trash truck cannot reach. Then take a hammer and piece of metal and knock the wheels off the bottom.

If the dumpster sits on the ground, find when it is empty and then take outdoor construction adhesive (the kind used for pavers/wall blocks) and caulk all under the dumpster and around the perimeter. That shit WILL NOT come up.

[riser4]

yeah they don’t own the building and the people upstairs from them are nice old italians straight out of the post war era who say “sta bene” and shit. they don’t deserve roaches.

Hmmm. Avoiding collateral damage does limit your options.

[Caucasian Asian]

I had a shitty neighbor that would park his shitty pickup on the street outside our kitchen window. It would sit for months at a time and all the while he would fill it with random house garbage. Stuff that could normally go to the recycle depot or regular garbage, but he was too lazy to do that.

So I bought a GIANT bag of birdseed that I kept in my truck. Every day when I drove past his truck I would throw a hand full in and around his truck. About three months later another neighbor overheard him complaining about how much the birds had been shitting all over his truck.

[ex-powderbroker]

LOL. i was thinking about something like that yesterday. but also that id pick up some mouse bait at the same time as the seed….

[byates1]

I had a shitty neighbor that would park his shitty pickup on the street outside our kitchen window. It would sit for months at a time and all the while he would fill it with random house garbage. Stuff that could normally go to the recycle depot or regular garbage, but he was too lazy to do that.

So I bought a GIANT bag of birdseed that I kept in my truck. Every day when I drove past his truck I would throw a hand full in and around his truck. About three months later another neighbor overheard him complaining about how much the birds had been shitting all over his truck.

Lol. So good..