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Thread: If you where an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    Frodo Baggins with a toaster oven and a bionic dick.

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    Would that make him Dildo Baggins?
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    6 Million Dollar dick. I wonder if that porn Was ever made. With the original Sound sample.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    ^^^^ mine makes that sound already

    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by OJ View Post
    A big knife. And an alibi.
    You don’t need an alibi with ill fitting gloves


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Depends. Are you a lesbian?
    Male lesbian
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Gore Tex and AWD


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    I need to go to Utah.
    Utah?
    Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?

    So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....


    Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Would that make him Dildo Baggins?
    Hmmm ... "There and Back Again"?

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    Alright, Subaru and black lab mix, since I guess the ski pod doesn't count. Includes real Teva sandal wearing, PBR swilling action!
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Does this count as two?

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Does this count as two?

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    Yes. There are two of them.

    But. That’s your personal action figure choice?
    Nttiawwt.
    You do you.
    But if I could chose I would rather have two machine gun penises than two machine gun nipples
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Yes. There are two of them.

    But. That’s your personal action figure choice?
    Nttiawwt.
    You do you.
    But if I could chose I would rather have two machine gun penises than two machine gun nipples
    I make due with one howitzer


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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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