Hey White Folks…

[OJ]

Even with my unfortunate demise, I’ll still be around. My agent just signed me up an appearance on the hit CBS show Ghosts. Hilarity will ensue.

Still lookin!

[XXX-er]

Kind of off white myself

[Conundrum]

Any chance you are open for some Q&A?

If so, did you play any role in Ford discontinuing the Bronco and a couple years later debuting the Escape?

[XXX-er]

Well ^^ played sir !

[byates1]

Cracker ass cracker.

[OJ]

Any chance you are open for some Q&A?

If so, did you play any role in Ford discontinuing the Bronco and a couple years later debuting the Escape?

Ha ha…you white folks are funny! You know hell ain’t so bad. I see my old friends Dandy Don, Frank Gifford and Cosell. In fact all of hell gets a weekly concert of Cosell doing the Barry Manilow catalog.

Not sure why Gifford is here. You’d think he’d had enough punishment being married to that worthless cunt Kathie Lee. Oh and Reeg is here too. You should hear the two of them trash talk her. Apparently she has a stinky coochie. Really STINKY.

Still lookin’!

[byates1]

How much is bottled water down there and has anyone cornered the market?

[m2711c]

[OJ]

The big guy…Satan…has a corner on everything. I had to kick back 7.5% on my contract for appearing in the hit CBS show Ghosts. He wanted 10%, but I have a SAG card and even Satan doesn’t want to fuck with the union.

But if you want to inquire about a franchise, contact his business manager Fred Trump.

[OJ]

Did you know that CBS hit show Ghosts is the breakout comedy hit of the past 5 years!!!! Les Moonves asked me to say that. He’s got a spot reserved here.

[Muffcabbage]

Can you get a protein shake there?

[OJ]

Can you get a protein shake there?

HA HA…you white folks and your gay innuendo!

[OJ]

Let’s be clear…The Juice was never on the down low. Dandy Don…we’ll that’s a story!

[Muffcabbage]

HA HA…you white folks and your gay innuendo!

Yeah, but look at you digging in your prison purse for a smoothie...

[stealurface831]

I miss you so much, Orenthal.


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[exsparky]

Did Rob Ford end up in hell with you or did he go to the other place?

I'm not sure if the public service thing balanced out his drug use and possible domestic stuff.

[MultiVerse]

Hey, OJ, I heard folks at the funeral were calling your coffin the juice box

[Thesystemsplit]

Let’s be clear…The Juice was never on the down low. Dandy Don…we’ll that’s a story!

rumor is, you were at the puffy parties

[OJ]

rumor is, you were at the puffy parties

You would only know that if you were blowing Troy Aikman…but he’s not gay.