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  1. 04-07-2024, 12:37 PM #1
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    The circles of hell that Dante missed

    10th circle: SeaTac
    11th circle: cereal but no milk
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    12th circle Milk but no coffee
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    13th circle: coffee but no cream, only milk.

    14th circle: skiing frozen avalanche debris. For eternity.
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    Cereal but no milk is just....munchies!
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    15th circle: the place for anyone who blocks the left side of an escalator or moving floor. Fucking rubes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennymac View Post
    IKEA midday on a Saturday
    Does Ikea still have boxes of twine for people to put the 300lbs of new furniture they bought on the roof of their tiny car before getting on the highway?
    That was always my favorite part of Ikea.
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    Not using the “shit that annoys me” thread.

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    ^epic tinder hookup?
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    They keep it real in greybull
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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    ^epic tinder hookup?
    This was my only swipe on Ashley Madison


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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    10th circle:
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    11th circle: cereal but no milk
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    This was my only swipe on Ashley Madison

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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
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    The 17th circle, reserved for people that design packaging.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    The 17th circle, reserved for people that design packaging.
    In the 17th circle of hell, toilet paper comes in blister packs, two sheets per pack.
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    The circle where all the people use speakerphone in public.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennymac View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    The 17th circle, reserved for people that design packaging.
    Ive got sort of a frenemy who was a packaging major. Whenever I encounter shitty blister packaging I explicitly blame her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    10th circle: SeaTac
    I spent 4 years of my life working there. AMA?


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