school me on coyote management/extermination

[stealurface831]

Could you leave the dogs inside and dress as a wolf and try to become one of the pack?

i don't even think i need to dress up. sounds like all i gotta do is let them piss on me or something?

[KQ]

Funny this showed up in my FB feed this morning:

[BmillsSkier]

i don't even think i need to dress up. sounds like all i gotta do is let them piss on me or something?

How much flacca would you need to be up for something like that?

[stealurface831]

How much flacca would you need to be up for something like that?

one, maybe two flaccas? not sure.

[BmillsSkier]

We can just ask the chimp.

[Timberridge]

Could you leave the dogs inside and dress as a wolf and try to become one of the pack?

Just don't buy a cheap Chinese costume from Amazon that makes you look more like a female coyote. You could end up the unwilling participant in a coyote gang bang.

[m2711c]

sounds like some experience talkin' right there...


fact.

[Timberridge]

I learned a good lesson about making crazy drunken bar bets.

[BmillsSkier]

And then there was this one time we were at this dive bar Upstate...

[Brownski]

Maybe I’m not following the proper threads and this has been covered elsewhere but I think I need a stealsurface update. What are you up to now? How did you end up living in the woods with 3 dogs? No more college?

[BmillsSkier]

Just like his avatar… OOOOKAAAAAYYYYEEEEE!

[stealurface831]

Maybe I’m not following the proper threads and this has been covered elsewhere but I think I need a stealsurface update. What are you up to now? How did you end up living in the woods with 3 dogs? No more college?

man i been out of school two years now. graduated top of my class and did it in a semester and a half!

[riser4]

And now he's rolling with the hydraulic turtles.

[BmillsSkier]

Some might call him a doctor then?

[Brownski]

Huh, time flies I guess… they grow up so fast

[gravitylover]

Fuck you guys are funny sometimes

[muted reborn]

Just don't buy a cheap Chinese costume from Amazon that makes you look more like a female coyote. You could end up the unwilling participant in a coyote gang bang.

Like this?

Edit: Had to delete sexy coyote photo out of respect for everyone here, it was horrible.


Looking for a photo like that probably makes google thinks I have a furry fetish, goddamnit. The ads now following me will be unexplainable to anyone who looks over my shoulder.

[t-the-east]

Just like his avatar… OOOOKAAAAAYYYYEEEEE!

Gold

[mrkbrnblm]

Please don’t shoot coyotes. Buy bear bangers if necessary. They’ll stay away. But really, dogs in coyote country need a fence.


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[Cruiser]

Trying to stop coyotes from coming into an unfenced rural yard at night is like trying to stop the waves from wrecking your sand castle at high tide

[stealurface831]

look fellas, i appreciate ya'll chiming in and all but if i wanted to get sensible advice on the subject matter, i sure as hell wouldn't have started a thread here. the easiest and probably most effective tactics i could employ here don't involve staring off into the woods, dogs by my side, shotgun in hand, really feeling like a badass. and fencing in this place? what am i, the fkn king of england?

[stealurface831]

also i picked up some slugs to serve as bear bangers because i thought they would be louder than shells but they arent nearly as loud as i thought they would be.

[stealurface831]

Like this?

Edit: Had to delete sexy coyote photo out of respect for everyone here, it was horrible.


Looking for a photo like that probably makes google thinks I have a furry fetish, goddamnit. The ads now following me will be unexplainable to anyone who looks over my shoulder.

and goddamnit muted, all you had to do was not post furry porn. though i do salute whatever sacrifice you made to your web cookies or however that shit works.

[gravitylover]

Like this?

Edit: Had to delete sexy coyote photo out of respect for everyone here, it was horrible.


Looking for a photo like that probably makes google thinks I have a furry fetish, goddamnit. The ads now following me will be unexplainable to anyone who looks over my shoulder.

That's when you acknowledge their presence and show them more closely saying "dude check this shit out" then turn and walk away.

[cat in january]

So you have something more than a pellet gun?