I'm related to Otzi the Iceman

[Timberridge]

so whats the custody chain of the timberridge DNA sample in the up coming 23&me bankruptcy proceedings?

somebody’s be getting top-tier cloning material on the cheap. Pennies on the dollar, man. timberridge gonna be the next jango fett.

I have a friend who won't use EZPASS at tolls because he doesn't want the govt tracking him, and he'd rather spend an extra 10mins in line to hand a clerk cash. I've accepted that nothing I do is private anymore, and in this particular instance if I decide to go on a murder spree and leave my DNA all over the place, I'll regret this. On the other hand if Elon Musk or the North Koreans want my DNA to discover my ancestry and that its 70% likely I have straight hair and like cilantro, I'll be flattered.

Timberridge skis in genes.

Good one Woodsy.

Interestingly we are all descendabts of the 5000 or so individuals who survived the Toba Eruption and the worldwude aftermath.

Fine, but at some point I'll have to edit down the guest list for the family reunion.

[BmillsSkier]

I have a friend who won't use EZPASS at tolls because he doesn't want the govt tracking him, and he'd rather spend an extra 10mins in line to hand a clerk cash. I've accepted that nothing I do is private anymore, and in this particular instance if I decide to go on a murder spree and leave my DNA all over the place, I'll regret this. On the other hand if Elon Musk or the North Koreans want my DNA to discover my ancestry and that its 70% likely I have straight hair and like cilantro, I'll be flattered.



Good one Woodsy.



Fine, but at some point I'll have to edit down the guest list for the family reunion.

Easy, you don't bring a side or a case of beer to the cookout, then you're out.

[Timberridge]

Easy, you don't bring a side or a case of beer to the cookout, then you're out.

There's always some freeloading ne'er do-well in the family.

[BmillsSkier]

There's always some freeloading ne'er do-well in the family.

It's usually the 20-something that shows up late with bloodshot eyes and skirts around the question Grandma asks, "where are you working these days?"

[Timberridge]

It's usually the 20-something that shows up late with bloodshot eyes and skirts around the question Grandma asks, "where are you working these days?"

...after 4 years of college and a degree in communications.

[BmillsSkier]

...after 4 years of college and an associates degree in communications.

Edit for clarification.