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    Mysterious deaths of friends while watching Chiefs game

    https://apnews.com/article/kansas-ci...9de6a5fa77ead5

    How did bro sleep for 2 days straight ? Was it an orgy gone awry? How does Taylor Swift figure into this?
    We may never know unless we spew reckless conjecture.
    swing your fucking sword.

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    Here to post in this monumental thread.

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    Quality return from long absence post.
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    Too many chimps, not enough flakka

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    Did they intend to spend the winter there unprepared living off the land?

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    So not to speculate, but I heard Hillary Clinton had them Seth Rich’d after they found out the truth about Taylor Swift being a pentagon asset.

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    Fentanyl laced drugs or CO poisoning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    Fentanyl laced drugs or CO poisoning.
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    Iceman was engaged in furious masturbation for TayTay…it was too much. RIP
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    This quote from the article pisses me off "Among the questions raging on social media are: “Why hasn’t the owner been named a suspect?” and “What’s taking so long to determine a cause of death?” The mystery has gone viral on TikTok and other social platforms for its true-crime overtones. And family members of the three men have taken their frustrations to Kansas City-area media."

    I guess everyone is Ms. Marple now. (I'm unclear on their pronouns btw.)

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    Holy shit stealurface has reappeared bro have you been posing as a Kansas city fan living in the suburbs selling fentycoke to lonely bears drinking swill beer and oding on cheese dip

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    He's been bored out of his gourd during this dismal el niño montucky non-winter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Too many chimps, not enough flakka
    Did we ever figure that one out?

    Or did the Upstates boundary distract us?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    He's been bored out of his gourd during this dismal el niño montucky non-winter.
    so bored in fact that i fucked off back to nc for the winter and, with the way the snowpack is looking, possibly for longer.
    swing your fucking sword.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    so bored in fact that i fucked off back to nc for the winter and, with the way the snowpack is looking, possibly for longer.
    You are making Patrick like moves. Respect.

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    Glad to see stealyourface posting again. He is a solid contributor, his posts always give me a chuckle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Did we ever figure that one out?

    Or did the Upstates boundary distract us?
    No chimps in upstate that I know of. Used to be a couple mangy lions at Catskill game farm

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    Mysterious deaths of friends while watching Chiefs game

    Were there any empty Tito’s bottles laying around ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    Fentanyl laced drugs or CO poisoning.
    Guy scored a bag of coke laced with too much fentanyl is my guess.

    Fentanyl test strips are mandatory coke tools these days.

    Lost my best friend this way.

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    Coke being cut w Ajax back in the day seems quaint and kind of an upgrade

    Whatever happened to flakka and bath salts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Coke being cut w Ajax back in the day seems quaint and kind of an upgrade

    Whatever happened to flakka and bath salts?
    What Cheech and Chong was that where the girl ended up inhaling a rail of Ajax and ended up stomping off like a horse?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Does anybody know where Taylor was that night?

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