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    He provokes me on purpose
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    As for dancing Hitlers, young Roo is about to get his arse slippered.

    "Arse slippered"? Must be one of those quaint English customs. Does it involve the use of the LS 9000 or similar appurtenance?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Why are there only two Hitlers in the bottom row?

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    It's quite simple. It involves one these.....

    ...........and a strong downward movement.

    It comes from the days of corporal punishment in schools. Depending on the whim of the headmaster, if you were naughty you would either get the cane or the slipper across said arse.

    If Roo is really bad he gets one of these:
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." Spike Milligan

    Can you guess where Spike is from ...

    (No, not you phtstixxx)

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    Quote Originally Posted by HyRUPz
    "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." Spike Milligan

    Can you guess where Spike is from ...

    (No, not you phtstixxx)

    Wise old Spike. Not bad for a chronic manic depressive.

    He had a thing about Hitler too
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    How many maggots does it takes to change a light bulb?

    One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

    Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

    Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

    Five to flame the spell checkers.

    Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

    Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb", another six to condemn those six as stupid.

    Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

    Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

    Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group.

    Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

    Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

    Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

    Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

    Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    One to tell a story about their attack dog and a light bulb.

    AND

    One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    and one to add emoticons



    I love it
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    Without bowing to the PC police as rightly stated I'd just like to point one thing out. In Clack's post (not his own words I admit) I found one or two things a teency bit offensive. I remember as a child being called Paki and having to wipe spittle off my face. It has all sorts of racist connotations in the UK. Not all of us 'raised here' Asian women fit the stereotype, by the way.

    Just FYI
    Oh, I see now. When it comes to your feelings everyone should be considerate. But it's ok for you to call someone a 'Jub' and/or 'special'. Hmm,hm.

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    PNWbrit- instant classic!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JibKing
    Oh, I see now. When it comes to your feelings everyone should be considerate. But it's ok for you to call someone a 'Jub' and/or 'special'. Hmm,hm.
    Hey Jong - don't be mean to Mrs Roo.

    She'll kick your ass and most of us here would line up to help her out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit
    Hey Jong - don't be mean to Mrs Roo.
    And just how was I mean to Mrs. Roo?

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    I like jibking. I think he's funny. I also know that he's an alias. I'm pretty sure someone told me it was their alias one time, but I was super drunk and I don't remember.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    I like jibking. I think he's funny. I also know that he's an alias. I'm pretty sure someone told me it was their alias one time, but I was super drunk and I don't remember.....
    Aww, thanks man.
    From one jibber to another - YOU ROCK BUD!
    But, I'm no alias and I DO OWN KEYSTONE!! Just wait 'til all these foos see me do a 1080 thingy-ma-jig off the picnic table yo....that will show 'em.

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    PNWBrit ... simply awesome. Best encapsulation of this forum I've seen ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit
    Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group.
    Can I flame him for misspelling "therefore"?

    Great stuff dude.
    You really need to stop knowing WTF you're talking about. (Tippster)

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    I was just about ready to compliment you as well until you gave me the JONG.

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    PNWBrit - rerun but still funny - I like your additions .

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    Swallowing the wheelchair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JibKing
    Oh, I see now. When it comes to your feelings everyone should be considerate. But it's ok for you to call someone a 'Jub' and/or 'special'. Hmm,hm.

    OK call me out. Fair do's. The 'jubking' came out of a typo that I spotted, howled with laughter at then decided to add on a whim. PC hypocrisy, guilty as charged.

    There now, that's called humility.
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    I like jibking. I think he's funny.
    You always have to be so alternative! I'm going to call you 'Contrary Mary'.
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    Mrs Roo finds Tourettes patients funny.

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    Snitch.





    The last one I encountered called me a 'Paki bitch cunt' and then yelled 'TITS!!!' before apologising profusely and assuring me he didn't mean it. I had to laugh. Poor guy.
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    The last one I encountered called me a 'Paki bitch cunt' and then yelled 'TITS!!!' before apologising profusely and assuring me he didn't mean it. I had to laugh. Poor guy.
    Again, I apologize.

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and don't really have Tourettes, but it can be a convenient excuse),
    d.
    "Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
    - Kurt Vonnegut

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    I've only encountered that once - took a HS technical drawing class with a guy that had Tourettes. It was especially comical during lecture when 30 of us are writing furiously and from somewhere a random FUCK! would scare the crap out of us all.

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