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  1. 09-22-2005, 10:30 AM #1
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    It's the end of the world...do you know where your gun is?

    Okay, so I don't have to participate any more in that other turd thread (although do watch out for foggy's mad bumperpant steeze).

    Some mentioned that they think buying a gun against the breakdown of society is a reasonable thing to do but they don't think it needs to be accessible and suggested some oddish (IMVHO) equipment choices and how they'd get stored so...who here thinks they really would only want a gun against this? Please elaborate.


    And so you can't say I never gave you anything here's some links to some inexpensive insurance against the end of society. These are very likely to come packed in comsolene already so you'll have to decide if you want to clean em and shoot em...(which given their age and pedigree really should require a safety insp. by a good gunsmith) or leave em packed for long term storage:

    http://www.aztecguns.com/M44.htm
    http://www.classicarms.us/

    i'm betting that no such thing happens but I do have a reasonably stocked arsenal for completly unrelated reasons (although with some of those prices I might pick sumtin up...a sixty dollar m44? You betcha!) that stays totally out cause I've no kiddies
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy
    Okay, so I don't have to participate any more in that other turd thread (although do watch out for foggy's mad bumperpant steeze).

    Some mentioned that they think buying a gun against the breakdown of society is a reasonable thing to do but they don't think it needs to be accessible and suggested some oddish (IMVHO) equipment choices and how they'd get stored so...who here thinks they really would only want a gun against this? Please elaborate.


    And so you can't say I never gave you anything here's some links to some inexpensive insurance against the end of society. These are very likely to come packed in comsolene already so you'll have to decide if you want to clean em and shoot em...(which given their age and pedigree really should require a safety insp. by a good gunsmith) or leave em packed for long term storage:

    http://www.aztecguns.com/M44.htm
    http://www.classicarms.us/

    i'm betting that no such thing happens but I do have a reasonably stocked arsenal for completly unrelated reasons (although with some of those prices I might pick sumtin up...a sixty dollar m44? You betcha!) that stays totally out cause I've no kiddies

    Gun's are for pussies...I'm getting a sword.
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    its in my pants

    my rifle is in the gun safe.
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    speaking of swords, quite a few of those guns come with attached bayonets.... SCHWING!
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy
    speaking of swords, quite a few of those guns come with attached bayonets.... SCHWING!
    Not quite sold. Now, if they had rpg launchers and played my itunes library...
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    Bayonets are for pussies.
    I want a big ass scimitar.

    This would do:
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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    I'll take swords for $200, Alex.
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    I took down a dinosaur with my pellet gun one time, that was dope.
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    Swords DO work better on zombies yanno.
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    I'll be the first in my neighborhood

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    I took down a dinosaur with my pellet gun one time, that was dope.

    Look at the size of his cock. No wonder they went extinct.
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    Evangelion Unit 01
    Much more effective Tipp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Look at the size of his cock. No wonder they went extinct.
    I think it's because it wasn't circumsized.
    Elvis has left the building
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    Blurred wouldn't miss that colossal Cretaceous cock with a pellet gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by str8line
    Gun's are for pussies...I'm getting a sword.
    Sword's are for pussies.............I'm getting numchucks.
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    Sword's are for pussies.............I'm getting numchucks.
    Howabout woodchucks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo

    Look at the size of his cock. No wonder they went extinct.
    Yeah, his ego kinda got "deflated" so to speak after I fired that lead pellet up his
    peehole.
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    Swords are for pussies. It's all about the cardboard tube.

    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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    You're all pussies.

    I'm sticking with my whippets. Armageddon comes to the Wasatch every bluebird pow day, or so it seems.
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    my job they GIVE me a gun. take it with me every where i go.
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