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Thread: Warning: Hot Chicks

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    Sweet Bikes!
    I stay up all night, I go to sleep watching dragnet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro
    Sweet Bikes!
    my god man, what is wrong with you?
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    hot chicks dig roadies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro
    Sweet Bikes!
    What bikes?

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    They may have got the idea from here: www.feminineframes.com (This site is/was somehow associated with DirtRag magazine).
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    I think I saw a Surly in there.

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    Hot damn! Looks like scoober's getting that for Christmas.

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    Those chicks aren't cyclists, nor are they that good looking.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    Those chicks aren't cyclists, nor are they that good looking.
    agreed on both counts

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    you're both gay on both counts


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    jeez Phil,
    you don't even need Xover to throw you under the bus and ruin your chances with gurls, yuo do it fine yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    jeez Phil,
    you don't even need Xover to throw you under the bus and ruin your chances with gurls, yuo do it fine yourself.
    Note: being under a bus actually helped my ability to get chicks (big sympathy factor).

    Note2: The ability to get chicks was not actually employed.

    Note3: Those girls are kinda hot, but they aren't avid cyclists.
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    note 4: who gives a shit, they are still pretty hot
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    I've gotten to know phunk's taste in the ladies department, and I can see how they are hot to him. But...in my book, they are only meh. Too anorexic. I mean...a little anorexic is OK, but TOO anorexic, no bueno. But ya know I can see how the whole anorexic deal would appeal to roadies

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    way to douche up a hot chicks thread guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    way to douche up a hot chicks thread guys
    Well maybe if it had actually been NSFW...the hot chicks with bikes thread would've succeeded

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    way to douche up a hot chicks thread guys
    Cycle weenies have a way of douching things up. Whatta ya gonna do?
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    I'm with phUnk on the whole anorexic thing, I prefer it. It goes along better with my masculine physique, however, those girls still aren't that hot, seriously. btw, I've gained four pounds in two weeks, time to go on my winter diet.

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    There's some nice-lookin' cycling chicas out there, so, for now, I'll take a pass on the Starvation Island models.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    And let us not forget Marla. Hot, smart, and wicked (the bitch tried to yank my running shorts off once).
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    And let us not forget Marla. Hot, smart, and wicked (the bitch tried to yank my running shorts off once).
    she was probably trying to slow you down so she could run away.

    marla can rock the bike, but can't rock the cock
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    She had her bike; she would have ridden away- with my shorts too, I bet.
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    paging Leontien van Moorsel Penthouse pictures
    Elvis has left the building

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    new thread name (if i only had the power) Warning: small amounts of fairly attractive girls not showing much, lots of whining, bitching, and lameness.

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