Breaking News: JetBlue plane making emergency landing

[Arty50]

^^^^^^ "We don't need another heeeero
We just need to find the waaaaay home"

Two men enter. One man leaves.

[nest]

Nicely done!


I'm fairly sure you can't dump fuel on an A320 or most other narrow body jets, that's why they were flying for 3 hours to burn off fuel.

I blame the ghost of Lockheed.

cj001f you have an unbelievable amount of random knowledge at your disposal. You need to get your ass on jeopardy and show the mormon who is boss.

[Steezus Christ]

Stupid Air Force fucks!!! Wasnt that one in Bagram?

[Jumper Bones]

Stupid Air Force fucks!!! Wasnt that one in Bagram?

yup

Bagram is in Afghanistanimation...old Soviet runway that is crumbling...so half of the runway is being repaired, leaving about 90ft of width left. Anyway the pilots for some reason ran off, into the side under construction. Sheared the nose landing gear off (which you can see lying on the side when the plane is on the flatbed trailer). Destroyed most of the stuff on the right side of the plane, and fucked a good portion of the airplane's frame up as well.

luckily they didn't run into the minefields that surround the base.

[Steezus Christ]

Did you see pictures of the C-130 that landed on a closed runway that had a huge hole in it due to construction? That happened right after I left Tallil. Lucky only one person was injured... A loadmaster!

[Jumper Bones]

...Lucky only one person was injured... A loadmaster!

meh, that figures, I hear those guys are pussies!

yeah the damage real was real similar - bottom of the aircraft ripped out, etc. That crash was unbelieveable, and I hope someone goes to jail for that because I can't believe that even the Army couldn't figure a gaping fucking hole in the runway like that to be a big deal.