Signs We Are Getting Old

[Harry]

dude rub that shit on quick in the lot and go ski. keep face and get stoned Thursday instead

This is the way.


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[phatty]

Sign I'm old - went to get a haircut and they asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed.

[Bronco]

Sign I'm old - went to get a haircut and they asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed.

The answer is always yes if they ask

[phatty]

The answer is always yes if they ask

Of course! They do look better. [emoji28]

[phatty]

The answer is always yes if they ask

Of course! They do look better. [emoji28]

[Mazderati]

Let those caterpillars groooooow.

[subtle plague]

Talk to me when you're Riser5.

That guys gonna be a legend. All uneven risers are.

[sb]

How about we get at that ear hair?

Dont want to make that wolfman jealous.

[riser4]

Sign I'm old - went to get a haircut and they asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed.

Shit, I've been getting my eyebrows trimmed since my early 40s.

[riser4]

Let those caterpillars groooooow.

You have no idea what happens if I do. I found out during the pandemic.

[gravitylover]

You guys don't trim that shit yourselves? Fuck I'd have longer ear hair than the shit on my head in 2 weeks.

[TBS]

My most recent sign - I gotta remember to take a leak before leaving the house.

[The AD]

You guys don't trim that shit yourselves? Fuck I'd have longer ear hair than the shit on my head in 2 weeks.

I do all the time. Just put a guard on some clippers and go to town. It takes about two seconds.

[axebiker]

My most recent sign - I gotta remember to take a leak before leaving the house.

Old Man 101

[liv2ski]

dude rub that shit on quick in the lot and go ski. keep face and get stoned Thursday instead

Naaaa, I usually do my own mini tune ups and waxing but they deserve a proper tune and wax this year. Besides, busy on Thursday and likely can't get to Mammoth until 5:30pm.

[dan_pdx]

I was riding an alpine snowboard at Bachelor over the holidays.
/thread

But also, a teenager asked me about what I was riding and I said "it's an elegant weapon for a more civilized age." He looked at me without saying anything until I said " That's a Star Wars quote" and then he said "Ohhh..."

[XXX-er]

My kid had an exchange student buddy from Germany, he picked up my sons guitar and breaks into flamenco and then some Beatles so i said ah the Beatles

and my kid said " who are the Beatles ? "

[highangle]

My kid had an exchange student buddy from Germany, he picked up my sons guitar and breaks into flamenco and then some Beatles so i said ah the Beatles

and my kid said " who are the Beatles ? "

I had almost that exact episode. Nephew had The White Album, which we didn't have time to spin up, right then.

"One of the best ever."

"Why?"

"The Beatles had melodies like no one else."

He opens the album and starts reading the tracklist, and someone else in the room sang or hummed the melody to every track he named, like we were all in some musical.
And it wasn't like he was the kid in the room either. My stepdaughters were both there, a couple years younger than he.

All he could do was grin at all the shit he didn't know about music. To his credit, he set the album aside and made a point of hearing it later.

[babybear]

The jar responses were all great- fomofo’s almost made me spit take I was cracking up.
But I also wanted to clear the record that I know how to open a jar [emoji23] I was lamenting that you know when you feel the weakening of musculature
That said, Harry gifted me a barbell and weights last summer so I set up a garage gym so I can continue to open those damn jars!

TY Harry! Hopefully in Jackson soon so I can earn my t-shirt?

[Harry]

That said, Harry gifted me a barbell and weights last summer so I set up a garage gym so I can continue to open those damn jars!

TY Harry! Hopefully in Jackson soon so I can earn my t-shirt?

Training for Jackson 300 vertical feet at a time, while wearing the Buff you sent me.

See you in several weeks.







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[babybear]

Excellent!
That pic almost looks like more snow than we have 🤣

[joetron]

Is this what happens to you when you don't have kids?!! Between this and the "precise" post you're either fucked up, or you're fucked up.

As a single 49yo without kids, I can answer that with a definitive “No”.
I mean, I eat pretty ok, cook a fair amount, and I try to avoid a bunch of sugar b/c it makes me feel shitty, but this engine needs fuel and it can’t always be high octane. Cheeseburgers are fucking delicious.


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[joetron]

Bennymac with the answer.

Don't you people drink coffee? Add some espresso to your life, all shitting issues will be resolved.

Truth. Sometimes I can just take a big whiff of good beans and start prairie doggin’.


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[The AD]

I can't just shove shit in my mouth, I need to create it.

There's a joke in here somewhere...

[Conundrum]

Anyone else use their pickup seat heaters when it isn't that cold out?