Signs We Are Getting Old

[gravitylover]

Yup. It makes my back feel better.

[Touring_Sedan]

Anyone else use their pickup seat heaters when it isn't that cold out?

The wife's car allows the seat heaters and the seat blowers to be on simultaneously. It's magic. No more ass sweats.

[carlh]

So the car blows hot air up your ass?

The wife's car allows the seat heaters and the seat blowers to be on simultaneously. It's magic. No more ass sweats.

[GoldMember]

Anyone else use their pickup seat heaters when it isn't that cold out?

Yep. Helps my back.

[gravitylover]

So the car blows hot air up your ass?

That made me chuckle

[Art Shirk]

I’m sure all this stuff is in here by now but I can’t read 500 replies but:

- I buy insurance for stuff now just cause
- just had second colonoscopy
- the barber started trimming my eyebrows unprompted
- installed a bidet and love it
- I keep nearly every piece of scrap wood imaginable assuming I’ll have a use for it at some point
- I can sense when the house has changed one degree in temperature
- I’ve said “who says life is fair” to my kids 12^3 times
- Random ailments or soreness of unknown origin make me question my mortality
- I like Home Depot but can’t stand the clueless “kids” who work there
- I have grass stained New Balances
- I work in tech but can’t even figure out how to fucking use LastPass comprehensively and have passwords stashed in weird places
- I coached my kids baseball team last spring so now when I’m in town, random kids call me Coach
- I stock up on “good deals”
- I’m no longer going to nonstop weddings and instead am congratulating friends on their divorces

Shit I could go on forever


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[phatty]

I’m sure all this stuff is in here by now but I can’t read 500 replies but:

- I buy insurance for stuff now just cause
- just had second colonoscopy
- the barber started trimming my eyebrows unprompted
- installed a bidet and love it
- I keep nearly every piece of scrap wood imaginable assuming I’ll have a use for it at some point
- I can sense when the house has changed one degree in temperature
- I’ve said “who says life is fair” to my kids 12^3 times
- Random ailments or soreness of unknown origin make me question my mortality
- I like Home Depot but can’t stand the clueless “kids” who work there
- I have grass stained New Balances
- I work in tech but can’t even figure out how to fucking use LastPass comprehensively and have passwords stashed in weird places
- I coached my kids baseball team last spring so now when I’m in town, random kids call me Coach
- I stock up on “good deals”
- I’m no longer going to nonstop weddings and instead am congratulating friends on their divorces

Shit I could go on forever


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Other than the last one, I swear this is me. For weddings, now it's just my friends kids weddings.

[sb]

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[skaredshtles]

- I work in tech but can’t even figure out how to fucking use LastPass

You should get rid of that, you know...

[Meadow Skipper]

I’m sure all this stuff is in here by now but I can’t read 500 replies but:

- I buy insurance for stuff now just cause
- just had second colonoscopy
- the barber started trimming my eyebrows unprompted
- installed a bidet and love it
- I keep nearly every piece of scrap wood imaginable assuming I’ll have a use for it at some point
- I can sense when the house has changed one degree in temperature
- I’ve said “who says life is fair” to my kids 12^3 times
- Random ailments or soreness of unknown origin make me question my mortality
- I like Home Depot but can’t stand the clueless “kids” who work there
- I have grass stained New Balances
- I work in tech but can’t even figure out how to fucking use LastPass comprehensively and have passwords stashed in weird places
- I coached my kids baseball team last spring so now when I’m in town, random kids call me Coach
- I stock up on “good deals”
- I’m no longer going to nonstop weddings and instead am congratulating friends on their divorces

Shit I could go on forever

I’m 10/14 on this list…and I’m thinking about a bidet.

[Cisco Kid]

It's gets harder, then nigh impossible, to find a penny in your change minted in your birth year.

[XXX-er]

we don't have pennies up here anymore, I gave my last large yogurt container full to a hippie chick who crushes them on the CN mainline to make earings

btw the colonoscopy is really important

unless you fancy becoming a bag shitter

[bennymac]

I’m sure all this stuff is in here by now but I can’t read 500 replies but:

- I buy insurance for stuff now just cause
- just had second colonoscopy
- the barber started trimming my eyebrows unprompted
- installed a bidet and love it
- I keep nearly every piece of scrap wood imaginable assuming I’ll have a use for it at some point
- I can sense when the house has changed one degree in temperature
- I’ve said “who says life is fair” to my kids 12^3 times
- Random ailments or soreness of unknown origin make me question my mortality
- I like Home Depot but can’t stand the clueless “kids” who work there
- I have grass stained New Balances
- I work in tech but can’t even figure out how to fucking use LastPass comprehensively and have passwords stashed in weird places
- I coached my kids baseball team last spring so now when I’m in town, random kids call me Coach
- I stock up on “good deals”
- I’m no longer going to nonstop weddings and instead am congratulating friends on their divorces

Shit I could go on forever


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Appropriate:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1nim...w5Z3kxOHJtNg==

[dan_pdx]

we don't have pennies up here anymore, I gave my last large yogurt container full to a hippie chick who crushes them on the CN mainline to make earings

btw the colonoscopy is really important

unless you fancy becoming a bag shitter

But then you wouldn't need the bidet, right?

[sb]

He could still use it to squirt off his crap hole.

Where ever that ends up being.

Oar switch over to the kitchen sink faucet sprayer style.

Amirite

[XXX-er]

Bidet was only 67$ on Amazon but otoh skip the scope and you could also die a horrible/ painful death

the bags have been disposable for a long time

[dan_pdx]

He could still use it to squirt off his crap hole.

Where ever that ends up being.

Ha! Way to make laugh and wince simultaneously

[bennymac]

I don’t want to live in a time where colostomy bags were not disposable

[rideit]

I just bought a set of these, and I’m STOKED to try them at Drive By Truckers.

[The AD]

Other than the last one, I swear this is me. For weddings, now it's just my friends kids weddings.

I don't have kids, so don't get invited to any weddings these days, but I'm amazed at how many of my friends' kids are getting married and some of them right out of college. I'm shocked--and a bit disappointed, if I'm being honest--that kids these days would get married so young.

[fomofo]

- Random ailments or soreness of unknown origin make me question my mortality

Yup. Am I going to recover from/live through this shit? Is this it?

The wee small hours are the worst.

[skaredshtles]

I don't have kids, so don't get invited to any weddings these days, but I'm amazed at how many of my friends' kids are getting married and some of them right out of college. I'm shocked--and a bit disappointed, if I'm being honest--that kids these days would get married so young.

Perhaps it's FOMO? Don't sweat it too much - they'll mostly be divorced inside 5 years.

[XXX-er]

I don’t want to live in a time where colostomy bags were not disposable

not since the 50's when people would wash the bags out and clip them to the clothes line to dry

so well I might be somewhat irreverent at times I'm pretty serious one should get the scope cuz colon cancer IS preventable, a lazy doctor almost got my dad but a lazy doctor did get my neighbor

[gorgonzola]

Anyone else use their pickup seat heaters when it isn't that cold out?

When my wife turns them on I always think I shit myself