A Dating Dilemma

[Supermoon]

Besides she’s mine, so all of you can fuck off

The real irony is that she’s gay

[JimmyCarter]

No, but little crabs are pretty common in the Rappahannock and Bay oysters.

I thought you only got crabs from clam?

[JimmyCarter]

The real irony is that she’s gay

My grandma was Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me quarter lesbian!

[BmillsSkier]

Eww. No butter?

We stand around a grill and bullshit while we work our way through the sack and get drunk, and keep the tongs away from Diana who can’t help but constantly fuck with them to the point that there’s no juice left and they’re bone dry. Raw is my preference, but soaked in butter and put on a saltine with some hot sauce is a pretty close second.

Yeah there's usually a pot of drawn butter around, just not as popular as the other condiments at a roast. The cooking method over the fire and under the wet burlap keeps them slightly smoky and still juicy. It's pretty great, bunch of people standing around on a fall day shucking shells, drinking beers and enjoying the fire.

[BCMtnHound]

You guys ever find a pearl?

We find one or two each year on our summer vacation to Vancouver Is. Our saltwater licenses allows 12 pacific oysters per day per license. Depending on the timing of the tides, that’s usually what forms our mid-day feast. For a week or so straight. So good.

[J. Barron DeJong]

You guys ever find a pearl?



Fer chrissakes, Drago's is like a Louisiana version of the Olive Garden.

Yeah. And the grilled oysters are delicious.

[BmillsSkier]

You guys ever find a pearl?



Fer chrissakes, Drago's is like a Louisiana version of the Olive Garden.

When you're there, you're family?

[TahoeJ]

Haha. I wish it was someone as famous as Kelly Kapowski! I’d put up with a lot for someone with Saved by the Bell money. But she was more of a small role person, and I don’t really want to dox her since she’s tried hard to stay under the radar since leaving that life, regardless of how nuts she is! [emoji23]

Even if she does something shitty don't dox her. This past winter / spring I started dating an actress (met her in a bar / restaurant in Truckee after a ski day) who isn't in her prime anymore but still working, still hot, and still known enough to be headline worthy. I made the mistake of telling a few too many friends who then told their wives and then word got around, and next thing I know an offhand public comment referencing her was posted on my social media. Fortunately I caught it quickly and was able to delete it because the last thing I wanted was to end up in US Weekly or some other celebrity trash rag (and she would have been fucking pissed, particularly because she has a kid). Moral of the story: regardless of what happens, keep it on the DL both online and off. Google alerts will pick that up even on a random forum like TGR.

And no, we are no longer dating.

[Supermoon]

Even if she does something shitty don't dox her. This past winter / spring I started dating an actress (met her in a bar / restaurant in Truckee after a ski day) who isn't in her prime anymore but still working, still hot, and still known enough to be headline worthy. I made the mistake of telling a few too many friends who then told their wives and then word got around, and next thing I know an offhand public comment referencing her was posted on my social media. Fortunately I caught it quickly and was able to delete it because the last thing I wanted was to end up in US Weekly or some other celebrity trash rag (and she would have been fucking pissed, particularly because she has a kid). Moral of the story: regardless of what happens, keep it on the DL both online and off. Google alerts will pick that up even on a random forum like TGR.

And no, we are no longer dating.

I wonder what makes us ski bums so irresistible to the Hollywood set?

[JimmyCarter]

I wonder what makes us ski bums so irresistible to the Hollywood set?

“All my life I’ve been surrounded by all these attractive go-getters who had their lives in order and figured it was time for a change!”

[BmillsSkier]

I wonder what makes us ski bums so irresistible to the Hollywood set?

[Supermoon]

Little did we know that movie was a how-to manual

[BmillsSkier]

Little did we know that movie was a how-to manual

1. Leave the midwest;
2. Live out of a van;
3. Develop a cocaine habit and get cross with your dealer;
4. Become the best skiers on the mountain;
5. Take up with rich socialites;
6. Fall in love with the sweet mountain town girl that is somehow not already taken;
7. Befriend kindly older patroller;
8. Memorialize your dead friend by winning the Powder 8s in his Mt. Brighton hat;
9. Welcome the next generation of ski bums to town;
10. Make a movie about it all starring Peter Berg and shamelessly casting a sexy Nicolette Scorcese; profit.

Yep. All this checks out. Decades ahead of their time.

[Supermoon]

Lucky for me I’ve already done step one so the rest should just fall into place.

Alternatively you can pick up a friendly hitchhiker as you leave the Midwest and ALSO become the best skier on the mountain

[BmillsSkier]

I feel like Squaw attracted a different kind of love interest than Aspen.

[Supermoon]

I feel like Squaw attracted a different kind of love interest than Aspen.

Closer to Hollywood, but somehow much further away

[BmillsSkier]

Closer to Hollywood, but somehow much further away

Right?

Aspen:






Squaw:

[Supermoon]

Now I just need to watch both of these this weekend

[BmillsSkier]

Grab your special ladyfriend, a few dozen oysters, some champagne, a pack of hot dogs and your VHS player.

Boom, date night handled.

[TahoeJ]

“All my life I’ve been surrounded by all these attractive go-getters who had their lives in order and figured it was time for a change!”

Have you been to Hollywood? lol...

[JimmyCarter]

Have you been to Hollywood? lol...

I’m sure you’re a handsome fellow, the joke just works better when you picture the beautiful people and not craft services or Harvey Weinstein.

[Supermoon]

I’m sure you’re a handsome fellow, the joke just works better when you picture the beautiful people and not craft services or Harvey Weinstein.

I think it was the “have their lives together” part

[TahoeJ]

I think it was the “have their lives together” part

Exactly. And actually funny thing about that business is a lot of the people working odd jobs like Kraft services are pretty damn attractive because they're failed (or still trying) actors. I've seen some personal assistants who were way hotter than the people they work for, although I think the whole instagram model / influencer / onlyfans thing is probably reducing that somewhat these days.

[riser4]

Holly would if Holly could.

[Stikki]

Grab your special ladyfriend, a few dozen oysters, some champagne, a pack of hot dogs and your VHS player.

Boom, date night handled.