A Dating Dilemma

**gravitylover** · 10-26-2023, 03:23 PM

Boy, talk about a whammy of a story. It started so good... Sorry about your friend MS

**Meadow Skipper** · 10-26-2023, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by gravitylover

Boy, talk about a whammy of a story. It started so good... Sorry about your friend MS

Didn’t mean it to be a downer, it just came to mind because…oysters.

**Supermoon** · 10-26-2023, 03:49 PM

This thread is a rollercoaster of emotions

**ötzi** · 10-26-2023, 03:59 PM

Well that's another reason not to eat oysters. Guy had one and died.

**Meadow Skipper** · 10-26-2023, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

Well that's another reason not to eat oysters. Guy had one and died.

I know, right? I’ve had hundreds, probably thousands, and I’m gonna die…someday, I guess. <knock wood>

**J. Barron DeJong** · 10-26-2023, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Try the gateway oyster: grilling in the shell. It's whiteman sushi, embrace it.

Grilled oysters from Drago’s in New Orleans are the best oysters I’ve had (everything else at Drago’s has been mediocre at best).

**Toadman** · 10-26-2023, 05:42 PM

I'm with Buster. Grilled oysters with garlic butter, and maybe a sprinkle of parm. I have only ever eaten one raw oyster many decades ago. One and done.

**MakersTeleMark** · 10-26-2023, 06:06 PM

Some of my favorite books that I own. Oysters, and hot dogs, are some of my most sought after pleasantries.

https://www.amazon.com/Essential-Oys.../dp/1632862565
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1423600223/

**gaijin** · 10-26-2023, 06:22 PM

Makers-- in which thread did I read your sig? "This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks?"

Also, y'all are going on about oysters. Ever had octopus eggs?

**BmillsSkier** · 10-26-2023, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Supermoon

This thread is a rollercoaster of emotions

Loving every minute of it.

Someone should thank the lady that give rise to the thread.

**Supermoon** · 10-26-2023, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Loving every minute of it.

Someone should thank the lady that give rise to the thread.

I wonder how many hot dogs she could eat as a thank you

**Supermoon** · 10-26-2023, 06:59 PM

I may be slightly in love with this chef on Tik tok and here she is today making scallops and drinking Veuve straight from the bottle

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8kobFq6/

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**Meconium** · 10-26-2023, 07:03 PM

Cooking oysters is a waste. Cooking bull testicles is not.

**JimmyCarter** · 10-26-2023, 07:11 PM

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**JimmyCarter** · 10-26-2023, 07:20 PM

But also

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Can’t we all get along?

**BmillsSkier** · 10-26-2023, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Supermoon

I may be slightly in love with this chef on Tik tok and here she is today making scallops and drinking Veuve straight from the bottle

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8kobFq6/

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Can I love her too? Cause that’s hot.

Originally Posted by Meconium

Cooking oysters is a waste. Cooking bull testicles is not.

I love tasting the ocean from raw oysters, no accoutrements, but a roast is a fantastic time and great eats.

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

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Jimmy understood the assignment.

(Nice to see you got Iceman his food too)

**Supermoon** · 10-26-2023, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

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Bravo

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Can I love her too? Cause that’s hot.

Absolutely. The more the merrier

**ötzi** · 10-26-2023, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

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I think it's there to keep the oysters away from the clams. They're enemies you know.

**Meconium** · 10-26-2023, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

But also

Can’t we all get along?

I guess I haven't had kick ass cooked.

**MakersTeleMark** · 10-26-2023, 10:53 PM

Grilled oysters with a fresh mignonette sauce are divine. Also with melted cheese on top.

Oyster stuffing? Oyster hand pies with a velouté and some veg?

C'mon now.

**BmillsSkier** · 10-27-2023, 06:11 AM

Originally Posted by Supermoon

I wonder how many hot dogs she could eat as a thank you

That’s a different kind of thread I think.

**bagtagley** · 10-27-2023, 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Dump on a plywood table with a big hole in the middle for shells with hot sauce, saltines, lemons and lots of beer.

Eww. No butter?

We stand around a grill and bullshit while we work our way through the sack and get drunk, and keep the tongs away from Diana who can’t help but constantly fuck with them to the point that there’s no juice left and they’re bone dry. Raw is my preference, but soaked in butter and put on a saltine with some hot sauce is a pretty close second.

**JimmyCarter** · 10-27-2023, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by Supermoon

I may be slightly in love with this chef on Tik tok and here she is today making scallops and drinking Veuve straight from the bottle

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8kobFq6/

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Whole lotta thirst in the comments. Everything is OnlyFans now