So the other day I change the sheets on our bed. I shake out the comforter and feather bed to make them all fluffy and comfy and stuff. Then, with my back turned, my daughter jumps on the bed creating a divet in the bedding all the way down to the mattress springs. "Fresh tracks!" she yells.
A different day we're all eating dessert and without waiting she lays the fork down on the frosting. "Fresh tracks!" she yells.
I think my future of getting fresh tracks in this family is in serious jeopardy. She's 6.
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Thread: The concept of fresh tracks
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09-20-2005, 12:40 PM #1
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The concept of fresh tracks
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09-20-2005, 12:52 PM #2
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You better get that under control soon. Otherwise she'll be calling child protection services on you the next powder day
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09-20-2005, 01:00 PM #3
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That's some funny shit schmear.
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09-20-2005, 01:09 PM #4
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You're raising her right - well done!
why make ten turns when you only need to make NONE!
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09-20-2005, 01:12 PM #5
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Best lay down the law while you still have an ounce of authority (or is too late?)
Sick and ashamed and happy (and that's some funny stuff),
d."Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
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09-20-2005, 01:23 PM #6
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Too late.
Originally Posted by gincognito
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09-20-2005, 01:56 PM #7
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There are no parents on powder days.
Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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09-20-2005, 01:58 PM #8
7k and out.
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It's only a matter of time before she graduates to "Check me out! I'm gonna rip the shit out of this!"
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09-20-2005, 02:00 PM #9
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wait till she says that after a date in 10 years.....
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09-20-2005, 03:53 PM #10
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ahahahahah Originally Posted by Woodsy
that was good stuff right there
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09-20-2005, 03:55 PM #11
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You've been showing her video of Poacher Dave, haven't you?
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09-20-2005, 04:24 PM #12
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i think i like your daughter, can i date her in like 15 years?
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09-20-2005, 04:27 PM #13
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Haha nice, you better make sure you are in better shape than she is, otherwise in ten years you'll just be left behind.
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09-20-2005, 04:40 PM #14
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Originally Posted by Obstruction
that is brilliant. i'm Ling so O L right now.
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09-27-2005, 10:42 AM #15
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Sounds like she is on the right track.
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09-27-2005, 10:51 AM #16
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Sounds familiar. My second girl (5yo at the time) got off the lift last winter and yelled over her shoulder, "I'll wait for you at the bottom dad."
You are what you eat.
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09-27-2005, 10:58 AM #17
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my wife and I were visiting her brother in rossland when it happened to snow last winter. we were relaxing in the hot tub and my 3 yr old nephew reached out, grabbed two handfulls of snow, threw it in my face and yelled "faceshots" while laughing his ass off.
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09-27-2005, 11:15 AM #18
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Someone here referred to dropping a brown trout at their office before anyone else did that day "first tracks".
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09-27-2005, 11:38 AM #19
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Hey, Mit! Get in here! You've officially arrived! Originally Posted by Twoplanker
Someone here referred to dropping a brown trout at their office before anyone else did that day "first tracks".
Sick and ashamed and happy (and I think it was him...),
d."Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
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09-27-2005, 11:51 AM #20
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schmear i bet your beaming with pride, until she get's first tracks. thanks for giving us hope for the next up and comers.
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