CONSPIRACY: Bees went away for years, now they're back & pissed. WTF?

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Bees aren’t real

[bw_wp_hedonism]

Bees went extinct centuries ago, the culmination of millennia of war with the wasps. Today, wasps dress as bees in order to fool us into thinking bees still exist as they plot their next move to take over the planet.


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[paulster2626]

I put on ski gear and waited till they were all in the nest to hit them at 11pm, my Tennant has alwasy thot I was pretty wierd but this was a confirmation



well buddy is a real entomologist now retired on the gov pension so i tend to believe him, and yer in America where everything is a conspiracy

Say whaaat??? I haven't been to the USA since the old pandemic of 2020!

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[irul&ublo]

Bees went extinct centuries ago, the culmination of millennia of war with the wasps. Today, wasps dress as bees in order to fool us into thinking bees still exist as they plot their next move to take over the planet.


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Damn those white anglo-saxon protetants!

[irul&ublo]

Bees went extinct centuries ago, the culmination of millennia of war with the wasps. Today, wasps dress as bees in order to fool us into thinking bees still exist as they plot their next move to take over the planet.


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Damn those white anglo-saxon protestants!

[riser4]

Our schools recently started conservation mowing where they only mow the perimeters and pathways. They’re also going to spread wildflower seeds in the unmowed areas this Fall. This is something I’ve been trying to get away with at the house for years but didn’t have a fancy name like “conservation mowing” to convince the wife.

Conservation mowing is one thing. Not mowing is another. I tried to find my mom's gravestone in the cemetery in Baltimore and the grass is chest high in a large portion of it. Couldn't find it. No wildflowers. Lots of deer. And trees down on some of the roads.

[twat]

one of those fuckers attacked me from below while i was lying in a hammock. kinda ruined my chill season.
immideatly i picked up the heat pen and start burning the shit out of that sting, like 6 or 8 heat shocks and it helped. neutralised most of the poison. still did not have the guts to attack the nest.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Explain wasps.

White Anglo Saxon Protestant.
Can be found at your local country club with a pastel sweater tied by the sleeves and hung over their Ralph Lauren Polo polo.

[stuckathuntermtn]

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This is great!

Paper wasps are usually more yellow. Or the ones I recognize are. The ones around here (western Montana) are pretty tame. Not very aggressive at all. 1 finally stung me once and it didn't hurt so bad. Made me a lot less scared of them. Still makes my skin scrawl, but you can just blast their nests with the hose and they kinda just give up.
This year, since I blasted most of the paper wasps, I've got a lot of yellow jackets from somewhere. They are a sucker for traps though. But they make it hard to eat outside.
Not using chemicals meant my veggie garden tot lots of bees. Bumble and honey. And yeah, if you move slow enough, you can pet them.

[Cocximus]

My running trail has at least three nests. I found the first one when I stopped to wait for someone. I'm pretty sure I stopped on their underground nest. They swarmed me. I felt like something was crawling all over me, then the stings came. It was really fucked up. It's a nice trail (and it has a gondola to come down), so I keep doing it. Usually, I go solo, so I only get stung once or twice every run. Yeah, it's pretty dumb that I keep going, but the fear of them keeps my pace up. My biggest achievement is that now I run uphill when they come after me. Good times, very motivating.