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Thread: My Car Stinks. Bad. Help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I think I have some Ozium still in my car!
    Wouldn't that be the same smell?
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    Get a few cotton balls and douse with your preferred essential oil. Place in random safe corners of car. I've done this to repel rodents using eucalyptus/cedar & peppermint with much success. I usually put two in the engine bay and it for sure keeps the fuckers from chewing through wires and building nests or hiding food like nuts, and I put one or two in the cargo area in the back. It's a faint scent and lasts a month or so. For greater effect, you could also place a few drops of the oil on the air filter itself, deeper into the grooves so the filter doesn't clog from attracting dirt.

    I've also cut a bar of lavender soap in half and placed under the seats, doesn't melt in the heat but it's not terribly hot where I live. Or pick your favorite candle smell. You could go along with the seasons, so like right now you could use pumpkin spice.

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    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Soap idea sounds like $! Thank you. Got plenty of too small soap scraps that'll be dandy for this.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Soap idea sounds like $! Thank you. Got plenty of too small soap scraps that'll be dandy for this.
    A couple of dryer sheets stashed in door pockets or similar spaces works too.
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    Or maybe choose hookers w nicer perfume

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Or maybe choose hookers w nicer perfume
    Cheaper just to buy dryer sheets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Or maybe choose hookers w nicer perfume
    They're not nearly is fun or loony in the rack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Cheaper just to buy dryer sheets.
    Maybe where you live.
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    Make efficiency rational again</p>

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    Dump a gallon of milk in the carpet. In a few weeks you won't smell the chicken any more

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Weeks later update: stench is gone. There is a scent in the car, and my now paranoid nose thinks it's rotten chicken, but I'm not sure. It could just be the weather tech mats or the non-weathertich trunk liner. A couple of other noses have said it's fine. I'm not completely convinced, but it might be psychosomatic at this point.

    I've done several ozone gen treatments, have a new cabin filter ready to install. Might do one more after that. I'd sure like to not notice anything in my nose when I get in the car.

    I DO remember Ozium. We all had a can in the car.
    Doesn't everyone carry Ozuim in their car?

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    My Car Stinks. Bad. Help.

    Buttplugs w a built in ozium sprayer will be this generations tuna fish eating mayo
    Last edited by mcski; 09-12-2023 at 10:58 PM.

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    Which end of the butt-plug is the sprayer on?
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Which end of the butt-plug is the sprayer on?
    PM Dunfree.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Which end of the butt-plug is the sprayer on?
    Bend over and I’ll show ya.







    - Clark Griswald

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Buttplugs w a built in ozium sprayer will be this generations tuna fish eating mayo
    https://www.serenitylingerie.com/the...ing-underwear/

    Serenity Now!

    Although I think the butt plug might be next level
    File the patent!

    No more office crop dusting would remove one of my guilty pleasures however.

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