Arrrr.
Avast ye wretched maggots.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!
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09-18-2005, 07:02 AM #1
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Monday = International Talk Like a Pirate Day
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09-18-2005, 08:40 AM #2
gear pimp extraordinaire
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Arghhhhhh I was just on the TLAP site thinking I should post that .......
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09-18-2005, 01:21 PM #3
Flatlander
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
That be a fetchin holiday.........For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was
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09-18-2005, 05:23 PM #4
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ARRRRRRRRRRR, there matey is it decent if one dresses meself up like a pirate
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09-18-2005, 05:31 PM #5
dread-free since '99
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What does a pirate wear when he's going out to pick up on the ladies?
ARRRRRmani!
Can I
at meself?
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09-18-2005, 07:40 PM #6
Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
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What is a pirate's favorite consonant?
R
What is a pirate's favorite vowel?
I
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09-18-2005, 09:38 PM #7
Shoulda been there...
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Tis be a good night for sleeping...if ye be a scalywag. Yar!
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09-19-2005, 01:36 AM #8
Registered Poser
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Where do pirates keep their hats ?
Right above their buccaneers !
Arrrrr... I should be 'keelhauled' for that one.
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09-19-2005, 07:22 AM #9
Swallower of Planets
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Argh, if I only had enough Pieces of Eight I could double me quiver. With double me quiver I could be a the scurviest of ski dogs.
"Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch
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09-19-2005, 07:48 AM #10
sus
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So this pirate walks into a bar with the jolly roger's wheel attached to his crotch...
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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09-19-2005, 07:49 AM #11
DROP IN BRO
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yeeeeeaaaarrrrgh, it drives me nuts!
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09-19-2005, 08:58 AM #12
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09-19-2005, 10:24 AM #13
TPS Zen Master
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
AVAST YE SCURVY SEA DOGS!
to all my friends, it's not the end
the earth has not swallowed me yet
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09-19-2005, 11:11 AM #14
Flatlander
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arrrr
I be having nothing to add to this thread at all me heartiesFor sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was
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09-19-2005, 11:41 PM #15
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11:30, about to go to bed, but it sounds like Captain Jack, Black beard, Peg leg Pete, Captain hook etc. are all outside my fucking window...and they have been busy with the grog wench down at the pub all night from the sound of it. Damn ye black hearts! This has gone big time, apparently.
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