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Thread: Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial

  1. 03-24-2023, 11:20 AM #176
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    And who can forget King Pu$$y Eater’s hit single Goop on Ya Grinch?
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  2. 03-24-2023, 11:27 AM #177
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    Correct. It was.
    It started out being about the trial. It was never about the trail, but give it time.
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  3. 03-24-2023, 11:56 AM #178
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcphee View Post
    And who can forget King Pu$$y Eater’s hit single Goop on Ya Grinch?
    If that somehow got introduced at trial. Or at least by a commentator. That would be awesome.
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  4. 03-24-2023, 02:03 PM #179
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    Paltrow clothing cost analysis:

    https://mynews4.com/news/entertainme...celebrity-news
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  5. 03-24-2023, 02:33 PM #180
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    Reality star?


    She was the fat chick in Shallow Hal.
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  6. 03-24-2023, 03:03 PM #181
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Reality star?


    She was the fat chick in Shallow Hal.
    And the skinny one, but she’s not the former reality star in question.
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    So where are we with this trial? Did the collision eye doctor win his ozone vagina egg?
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  8. 03-24-2023, 03:11 PM #183
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    And the skinny one, but she’s not the former reality star in question.
    So you’re implying drumpf pumps ozone up his own ass? Like a flashlight?
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  10. 03-24-2023, 03:28 PM #185
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    “She’s skiing, enjoying herself,” he said. “Suddenly she sees two skis appear between her skis. And a man comes up right behind her.”
    Sounds like he was keeping his legs together at least -- she's lucky not to get a probin' in the o-zone.
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    Sounds like a renaming of the trail to "Gwen's Folly" is in order.
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  12. 03-24-2023, 03:54 PM #187
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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    Sounds like a renaming of the trail to "Gwen's Folly" is in order.
    Gwen’s folly was to marry a douchebag country singer. Not sure why you’d name a trail after that.
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    Gwen Stefani, now there’s a 50 y/o smoke.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    So, apparently “Val Malone” was a porn star…
    So was Dustin Diamond.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong View Post
    Gwen’s folly was to marry a douchebag country singer. Not sure why you’d name a trail after that.
    Gwyneth's folly was marrying a douchebag alternative rocker.

    BTW, apparently Chris Martin is now dating Dakota Johnson. Okay, she's a smoke show.
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    Paltrow on stand in PC. She spent 8000 on kids lessons.

    Who is trolling the hotel bars tonight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackattack View Post
    So was Dustin Diamond.
    RIP Screech.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Gwen Stefani, now there’s a 50 y/o smoke.
    but I'm not sure what non surgically altered 50yo Gwen would look like
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  19. 03-24-2023, 04:47 PM #194
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    but I'm not sure what non surgically altered 50yo Gwen would look like
    Counterfactuals are always tough.
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    whoever meets her at the bar tonight should suggest altoids instead of ozone
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    Reese Witherspoon just announced she’s getting divorced. Just sayin’
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    Reese Witherspoon just announced she’s getting divorced. Just sayin’
    She’s 47 dude.


    Gross.
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    Heard that Gwyn got forcibly dry humped and spooned from behind. Loud grunting moans and all. Dude scissored her pizza from the back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    She’s 47 dude.


    Gross.
    Right?? Chris Hansen would like a word
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    90210 and Saved by the Bell fame, Tiffani Thiessen
    Goddamn it, I can't believe people keep forgetting to list Fastlane. It's like listing George Lucas movies and leaving out Star Wars.

    Also, the Ringer has jumped into the fray:
    https://www.theringer.com/movies/202...rial-breakdown
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