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    News You Can Use

    A PSA from your friends at the NY Times: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/13/o...sultPosition=1

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    Working on it.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Does furious masterbation count?

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    No.

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    Seeker of Truth. Dispenser of Wisdom. Protector of the Weak. Avenger of Evil.

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    Fox News says masterbation is good for you: https://www.foxnews.com/health/sex-c...s-good-for-you

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Fox News says masterbation is good for you: https://www.foxnews.com/health/sex-c...s-good-for-you
    Tucker's stash of old sticky M&M ads.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Tucker's stash of old sticky M&M ads.
    Thanks for that. I just threw up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Thanks for that. I just threw up.
    M&M’s?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Thanks for that. I just threw up.
    Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
    indeed, he didnt get the name Tucker, by sticking it in his hand

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Does furious masterbation count?
    Only if done in jeans
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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