my life is falling apart

[fastfred]

Damnit, she’s not on Cameo. Have to think of another way to encourage her to order an Italian sub from a place in Ithaca with an upstate accent for science

wrong thread bud
but you do bring up a point
different parts of upstate DO HAVE different accents

and FUCK YOU GUYS between texting with girls posting on tgr I am not getting shit done this morning at work

[Brownski]

There are SAG members all over America practicing their hard consonants right now. This project has buzz.

[Timberridge]

wrong thread bud
but you do bring up a point
different parts of upstate DO HAVE different accents

and FUCK YOU GUYS between texting with girls posting on tgr I am not getting shit done this morning at work

Fuck u too fred. You started this.

[sb]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna66437

Looks like this one will be free for your fantasy.

[BmillsSkier]

Fuck u too fred. You started this.

We're just producing it.

[riser4]

If we could get Blake Lively to reprise her role in The Town with an upstate accent?
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[BmillsSkier]

In.

Just imagine Blake gripping a cold can of UC and slowly drawing at across her décolletage to cool off in the hot, humid, Upstates summer heat.

[riser4]

Just imagine Blake gripping a cold can of UC and slowly drawing at across her décolletage to cool off in the hot, humid, Upstates summer heat.

Thanks for that. Now I'm, uh, distracted.

[fastfred]

Fuck u too fred. You started this.

maybe everyone one needs to take a lunch break

[JimmyCarter]

Just imagine Blake gripping a cold can of UC and slowly drawing at across her décolletage to cool off in the hot, humid, Upstates summer heat.

Did someone just start playing Moving in Stereo?
BRB

[fastfred]

hey team we are starting to go in differnet directions here
lets tighten this all up

1) the point is fred walked away from his acid mushroom cornell kind bud smoking swimming with hairy naked hippie girls in the upstate years ago

2) we drank rolling rock the one summer I lived in college town this swill you guys drink doesn't fit the narrative

3) he moved to colorado after taking a amphetamine hallucinogenic influenced trip to mexico as an 18 year old the layover in the sanjuans and durango sealed the deal although they never opened the theatre company in durango like they planned. I'll never forget my friend sue barking at the hotel clerk in colorado springs blasted out of her mind "where are the mountains!" "where are the mountains!" "I came here to see mountains!" The clerk kindly replied "it's two in the morning and it's dark out you'll see them in the morning"

4) married a tall hot blonde who loves alcohol and drugs, didn't end well but it was a fun for almost twenty years

5) single and wealthy fred now finds random girls on the internet to spend time with he enjoys girls with issues and ones that like to party once stuff gets serious or the girl gets really screwball the relationship dissolves but there is 6 months of random hook ups before its really over

[JimmyCarter]

hey team we are starting to go in differnet directions here
lets tighten this all up

1) the point is fred walked away from his acid mushroom cornell kind bud smoking swimming with hairy naked hippie girls in the upstate years ago

2) we drank rolling rock the one summer I lived in college town this swill you guys drink doesn't fit the narrative

3) he moved to colorado after taking a amphetamine hallucinogenic influenced trip to mexico as an 18 year old the layover in the sanjuans and durango sealed the deal although they never opened the theatre company in durango like they planned. I'll never forget my friend sue barking at the hotel clerk in colorado springs blasted out of her mind "where are the mountains!" "where are the mountains!" "I came here to see mountains!" The clerk kindly replied "it's two in the morning and it's dark out you'll see them in the morning"

4) married a tall hot blonde who loves alcohol and drugs, didn't end well but it was a fun for almost twenty years

5) single and wealthy fred now finds random girls on the internet to spend time with he enjoys girls with issues and ones that like to party once stuff gets serious or the girl gets really screwball the relationship dissolves but there is 6 months of random hook ups before its really over

Yeah, so this will all be addressed either in the opening scene or through a series of flashbacks,

[Brownski]

hey team we are starting to go in differnet directions here
lets tighten this all up

1) the point is fred walked away from his acid mushroom cornell kind bud smoking swimming with hairy naked hippie girls in the upstate years ago

2) we drank rolling rock the one summer I lived in college town this swill you guys drink doesn't fit the narrative

3) he moved to colorado after taking a amphetamine hallucinogenic influenced trip to mexico as an 18 year old the layover in the sanjuans and durango sealed the deal although they never opened the theatre company in durango like they planned. I'll never forget my friend sue barking at the hotel clerk in colorado springs blasted out of her mind "where are the mountains!" "where are the mountains!" "I came here to see mountains!" The clerk kindly replied "it's two in the morning and it's dark out you'll see them in the morning"

4) married a tall hot blonde who loves alcohol and drugs, didn't end well but it was a fun for almost twenty years

5) single and wealthy fred now finds random girls on the internet to spend time with he enjoys girls with issues and ones that like to party once stuff gets serious or the girl gets really screwball the relationship dissolves but there is 6 months of random hook ups before its really over

Yeah yeah yeah, that’s the background sure, but you move back home cause you somehow inherit a small upstate ski area- think Song or Bristol- nothing too big cause you need to be a hands on owner operator. The ex wife and current GF are in the pilot and they might show up again down the road but your main love interest is gonna be a HS hottie who is now tending bar at the resort.

[MontuckyFried]

Yeah yeah yeah, that’s the background sure, but you move back home cause you somehow inherit a small upstate ski area- think Song or Bristol- nothing too big cause you need to be a hands on owner operator. The ex wife and current GF are in the pilot and they might show up again down the road but your main love interest is gonna be a HS hottie who is now tending bar at the resort.

It can be a modern, more debaucherous and dysfunctional take on the 1942 Bing Crosby/Fred Astaire classic, "Holiday Inn"!

[Skistack]

Yeah yeah yeah, that’s the background sure, but you move back home cause you somehow inherit a small upstate ski area- think Song or Bristol- nothing too big cause you need to be a hands on owner operator. The ex wife and current GF are in the pilot and they might show up again down the road but your main love interest is gonna be a HS hottie who is now tending bar at the resort.

That sounds like a Hallmark movie.

Actually it sounds like every Hallmark movie.


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[MontuckyFried]

That sounds like a Hallmark movie.

Actually it sounds like every Hallmark movie.

[JimmyCarter]

Also, and I think this goes without saying, but the role of Fred’s dad will be played by Fred’s dad.

[BmillsSkier]

Yeah, so this will all be addressed either in the opening scene or through a series of flashbacks,

Yeah yeah yeah, that’s the background sure, but you move back home cause you somehow inherit a small upstate ski area- think Song or Bristol- nothing too big cause you need to be a hands on owner operator. The ex wife and current GF are in the pilot and they might show up again down the road but your main love interest is gonna be a HS hottie who is now tending bar at the resort.

Also, and I think this goes without saying, but the role of Fred’s dad will be played by Fred’s dad.

I think we’re starting to see the lead writers rise to the top here.

Fred, keep in mind that the string of hot/crazy hookups will continue just like the weekly guest stars that worked their way onto Melrose Place, but now there’s tension between those women and the bartending sweetheart ex, played by Blake Lively or Reese Witherspoon.

[Timberridge]

So this will take the place of next seasons TGR ski movie?

[BmillsSkier]

So this will take the place of next seasons TGR ski movie?

If Todd was smart he’d be making offers right now.

[fastfred]

Also, and I think this goes without saying, but the role of Fred’s dad will be played by Fred’s dad.

with lines like
"why are all your theatre friends named bruce?"
"let me tell you about vietnam or more like the 15 years in the reserves where we drank beer all week at fort drum"
"have you found a girlfriend yet"
"it's ok if girls don't like you"
"I always wanted a daughter"
"cut your hair"
"take those earrings out"
"you expect me to pay for you to goto college that doesn't give out grades"
"someday you'll learn what hard work really is"
"is it really my fault your a pussy"

[JimmyCarter]

The subplot is writing itself

[Brownski]

The subplot is writing itself

Took the words right out of my mouth. I think Fred’s dad inherited the ski area with him- like 50/50

[Harry]

Just imagine Blake gripping a cold can of UC and slowly drawing at across her décolletage to cool off in the hot, humid, Upstates summer heat.

Blast Off ! [emoji95]













Fuk, where’s the towel…


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[XXX-er]

but but what if we have Fred falling in love! ?