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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    If I were him I would have made the midget in a gimp suit lick it up.
    FIFY.



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    Does she have a dog?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    A polite man always gets the sex towel.

    It's also a nice feint if you need to GTFO fast.

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    We took turns holding each other's hair back while ralfing sundae morning

    I think I need to move some where bland and boring where the woman are like the landscape mundane and pedestrian

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    We took turns holding each other's hair back while ralfing sundae morning

    I think I need to move some where bland and boring where the woman are like the landscape mundane and pedestrian
    Sounds like Herkimer County to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownski View Post
    Sounds like Herkimer County to me.
    Ff would find the diamonds in the rough.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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    I bet FF finds diamonds in their poopenhausen

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Ff would find the diamonds in the rough.
    can you get me a discount at the ski town allstar shop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownski View Post
    Sounds like Herkimer County to me.
    I'd seriously consider living in old forge tourist hell but itd be my kind of place and it's herkimer bet there is some major east coast/upstate mtn girl talent in that area

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    can you get me a discount at the ski town allstar shop?
    Not core enough, but I do have a sick herkimer hanging from my rear view.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Not core enough, but I do have a sick herkimer hanging from my rear view.
    I'm surprised your allowed to leave minturn and enter into the eagle valley

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Well that ejaculated quickly.
    FIFY

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    I like it when I go storm skiing all day and I come back to a TRG thread that’s taken off like this one has.

    Golf clap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    I'm surprised your allowed to leave minturn and enter into the eagle valley
    Someone has to pick up you're leftovers.
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    I’m getting strong Melrose Place/90210 reboot meets mountain town backdrop vibes in here lately.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I’m getting strong Melrose Place/90210 reboot meets mountain town backdrop vibes in here lately.
    It has been tried…

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter...unter_Mountain
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5179808/

    … only lasted 8 episodes due to lack of cred and too many downstate posers in the cast no doubt.

    And of course, The Mountain is probably a little more Melrose-esque…

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mountain_(TV_series)
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411014/

    13 episodes. I can’t comment cause I didn’t watch this one.

    Im all for taking another run at it but they’ll need me and Fred to helm this shit show if they want it to succeed. It will be set in the upstate of course. That’s non negotiable. Fred needs to be kept away from the casting process obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownski View Post
    It has been tried…

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter...unter_Mountain
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5179808/

    … only lasted 8 episodes due to lack of cred and too many downstate posers in the cast no doubt.

    And of course, The Mountain is probably a little more Melrose-esque…

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mountain_(TV_series)
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411014/

    13 episodes. I can’t comment cause I didn’t watch this one.

    Im all for taking another run at it but they’ll need me and Fred to helm this shit show if they want it to succeed. It will be set in the upstate of course. That’s non negotiable. Fred needs to be kept away from the casting process obviously.
    Would you look at that!?!

    However you two proceed, just try and keep it on a streaming platform that people actually have. No one needs to add a Paramount Plus or whatever the fuck that thing is to watch. Thanks.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Would you look at that!?!

    However you two proceed, just try and keep it on a streaming platform that people actually have. No one needs to add a Paramount Plus or whatever the fuck that thing is to watch. Thanks.
    Turns out you can watch The Mountain on YouTube. If somebody could explain why I’m watching The Mountain on YouTube, that would be helpful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownski View Post
    Turns out you can watch The Mountain on YouTube. If somebody could explain why I’m watching The Mountain on YouTube, that would be helpful
    If you can figure out how to get Fredrose Place on YouTube we'll watch.

    I'll even subscribe for premium if its filmed Upstates.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Fredrose Place
    *Viewer discretion advised. May contain scenes of explicit sexual content and drug use and is not suitable for those under 21 yrs of age.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    *Viewer discretion advised. May contain scenes of explicit sexual content and drug use and is not suitable for those under 21 yrs of age.
    Featuring guest star Heather Locklear.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Featuring guest star Heather Locklear.
    Although the road whore look is accurate, Locklear would have to wear a fat suit to pose as Slummit Co. poon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lowsparkco View Post
    Although the road whore look is accurate, Locklear would have to wear a fat suit to pose as Slummit Co. poon.
    Um, she hasn't aged well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Um, she hasn't aged well.

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    Vicious bee attack?

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    Geez, Tommy Lee really knows how to wreck a woman.

    Alright, let's recast.

    How about Tiffany Amber Thiessen?
    I still call it The Jake.

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